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Kanye West as a Tame Impala Song

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  • Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

    • Which option lads?

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  • Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

    • Let them warm up for a minute

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  • Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

    • Let them warm up for a minute

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  • I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

    source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

    • Let them warm up for a minute

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  • But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

    • Let them warm up for a minute

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  • For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

    • Texas Border Convoy Descends into Antisemitism

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    • Texas Border Convoy Descends into Antisemitism

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  • Not that accent

    • Texas Border Convoy Descends into Antisemitism

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  • Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.

    • Texas Border Convoy Descends into Antisemitism

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  • Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”

    • Texas Border Convoy Descends into Antisemitism

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  • Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!

    • Paying taxes while working in R and D for defense contractors

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  • We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

    … oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

    • Paying taxes while working in R and D for defense contractors

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  • Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

    • Paying taxes while working in R and D for defense contractors

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  • What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

    • "CRAZY": Trump DUMPS Alina Habba as he looks for new defamation lawyers

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  • Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

    • Paying taxes while working in R and D for defense contractors

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  • Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

    • Donald Trump will not win a war against the Swifties

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  • Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)

    That’s gotta chap his orange ass

    • vandalism rule

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    • It's disturbing how we as a society are okay with ad companies weaponsing psychology

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  • Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it

    • It's disturbing how we as a society are okay with ad companies weaponsing psychology

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  • Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember