ButtholeSpiders @ ButtholeSpiders @startrek.website

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Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

This Klingon can only dream. 🫡

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

It is, which is a sign we all need to start being more vocal we aren’t accepting it anymore. By reading a book or going outside.

Because you’re old enough to remember the thousands of other times corporate entities have screwed us plebs?

Taxes were the example of how to leech on the people under the guise of a protection racket. They knew with subscriptions what they were upon creation, a racket without the promise of protection. It’s getting bled by a third party, and now it’s multiple parties all hoping you’ll forget they’re slowly milking you too.

I’m already gassy, the beans might make you regretful.

I think they allowed crying at birth as an acceptance of the contract, then they take your foot print.

Guillotines

As a Klingon, this feels like an acceptable answer.

I second this, and report back OP.

Sure. But, to be fair, most if not all are currently huge flaming clown cars heading towards an ecological cliff. ¯(ツ)/¯

Found the best answer is telling them you can’t afford it anymore, followed by telling them everything negative about your life in a lifeless tone. After a while, they’ll do anything to get you off the phone.

Thanks fucker, that was helpful. 👍

And now this tune is stuck in my head before bed lol

I know the feeling, most think I’m lonely but it’s the complete opposite.