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  • Eventually they will repair themselves. But that will be in thousands of years after we are all long gone.

    I imagine the crocodiles will survive.

  • But the controller is not making the data public. The user is.

  • loss

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  • Eyyyy

  • You miss 100% of the DSM that doesn’t get discredited 3 years from now.

    —Michael Gretzky

  • I also know people in California.

  • Look at this beautiful view of debris!

  • When the supply chain breaks down, see what happens.

    You thought COVID toilet paper was bad, lol

  • What’s wrong with pork stomach? Check out moneybags over here with his fancy bacon.

  • …it!

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  • But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.

    You just get teleported.

    If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.

    The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.

    Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.

  • I am wondering this too. I remember him from when I was a kid in the 80s. But haven’t really given him much thought since.

  • Good Boigeoisie

  • If he were smart he would use all of these free distributed open source social platforms and protocols, and just build a front end on top of that. Front end ui and even his own APIs that just delegate calls.

  • I suppose maybe it’s nice if you want all of your accounts linked or integrated. So it’s easier for the CCP to track you?

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  • Maybe a better version of this joke would be something like

    Dear lord, Please don’t rapture me yet, I’m taking a sh…

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  • Maybe the shitter was drunk and lost his communicator, and somehow thought this would work.

  • This road. It just doesn’t work. It just lays there all day.

  • Um...

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  • I’ve had it both room temp and frozen. I still prefer it frozen. Am I a heathen?