Its very long and massive therefore too big for whooping ass as it would put too much strain on wrist. Troy's Nana would whoop you for even showing her such a switch.
Two of the nine pictures lack snow. Not really most.
This is an automated little riddle one goes through as fast as possible to get to the website, doesn't really require any larger discussion on art or graphic design, as you not going to win it against a coded script.
I worry about commenters in this post that seem to take this as some sort of highly complex problem verging on philosophical rather than a silly little riddle to go through as fast as possible to get to the primary part of website.
I hated the two made for TV Terry Pratchett adaptations of Colour of Magic and Going Postal. Like, they pissed me off so hard I couldn't sleep. Particularly Going Postal (my favorite Pratchett book), they couldn't have missed the point of it any harder even if they tried.
Put on a blue cap, blue nautical shirt; but, and I can't stress this enough, NO PANTS.