BudgetBandit @ BudgetBandit @sh.itjust.works

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This is one of the few answers that would actually work without you being thrown in a mental asylum. You get into any university, ask to get the math/physics teachers together and present it to them, this certainly will start a chain reaction.

To add something to that, after you’ve been "busted", adding "in the timeline or universe I’m from, it’s been proven by Andrew Wiles in 1994"

As a 30 y/o myself, it feels like they’re still playing those games from 4 years ago: Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox, Brawlstars. But they watch much, MUCH more AI Slob

"MORNING OF THE ELEPHANT"

Me, playing doom: easy mode, tearing through hordes of demons, having a good time.

Me, playing any other game: okay, what’s the highest difficulty I can force myself upon

This regularly happens to me. I’m a 30 year old man who… I’m a phone addict.

Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️

Oh, right! The monkey paw does it to someone else most of the time, like "you get the money but someone else dies and the money is compensation or inheritance"

And? What did happen?

I prefer being the monkey paw in these scenarios. Way more fun and you can be creative.

Revenge of the MonkeyPaw:

1 you are allergic to eating fat and can no longer eat any fat whatsoever.

2 your body has lost its ability to process nutrients, making you starve to death.

3 you’re banned from every store on earth.

4 only your neck gets 5cm longer.

5 but only in your dreams.

6 you can not feel anything but happiness - no pain, anger, sadness, nothing but joy.

7 and you’re awaiting your trial as you’re a KKK NeoNazi kult leader.

8 you get Alzheimer’s disease.

9 but you cannot access it because the government froze your account due to being investigated in a money laundering scheme.

Nobody noticing that the green ranger, with his helmet on, uses a dagger that is a flute that sounds like a synthesizer trying to sound like a trumpet.

Not sleep from 23:30-05:00 but 21:00-05:00

Ryanair be Like

Why the long face? 🐴

I know that left one from online gaming!

Just fuck my body up until I’m exhausted to a limit I haven’t been before. I like that

123 kcal per Twix is about 40k kcal

about 4 days worth of calories if you’re around 600 lbs

Well the child will definitely not feed the family

We literally aren’t - yet.

It‘s also expensive, here a graph from 2010