It took me skyrim and running through a techno hello kitty cave as super Mario wielding a lightsaber* to realize that modding is actually cool and that I hate that I can’t easily mod my console games.
Anything non-aggressive, like "78c out of 1$ gas money is taxes"
I don’t hate cars, people, and what they do, I hate their ideology. I don’t tell them what’s right and what’s wrong, I explain to them what problems I see, and nothing else. I‘m driving an old okayish car I’ve fixed countless times myself, the car, with all costs, is cheaper than any flat within 30 minutes of biking to work.
In Mallorca I saw a playground. This playground had no trees around whatsoever. There was no possibility to be any shadow anywhere on this playground. And in the center, there was the highlight. A slide. A metal slide. Just standing there in broad daylight, no chance of ever getting any shade. This is where kids lost their bums.
There was this one guy who stole cars, drank, had his own clique and was kind of an anti-hero among us smaller kids. He didn’t care what the teachers said, even the principal couldn’t do anything. They all skated, had bikes, hung out at the local halfpipe. They smoked cigarettes on the school property behind the trash containers. They were prohibited from entering any type of festive the school hosted but always ended up being there and drunk. He sold cigarettes to minors, while being a minor himself.
Gosh we had so many papers talking about lost cars, stolen cars, wrecked cars etc.
When he finished school and immediately got a job you didn’t hear anything from him anymore. Now he has a wife, kids and a house.
He literally was that one rebellious kid from the movies who got his shit together.
All that happened before 2007, and now I feel old. Thank you.
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There’s also women who can not orgasm by in-and-out movements (like: the act of fucking) and it just hurts them after a while. Had to find that out the hard way.
Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here
Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to "similar videos" you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol
This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel