BudgetBandit @ BudgetBandit @sh.itjust.works

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Well, they clearly are not important enough because they are not American 🇺🇸 🦅 🔫

Oh boy! 2 days in and 3 things happened already!

I see you got a German celebrity there

I don’t think cars are supposed to Allahu-Akbar like that.

Bobbity bibbity - your pants are now full of shittery

I took a bath until 10, then played Ōkami until 11:45, opened a beer, watched the fireworks and went to bed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSIxEPiPnA

It’s a German YouTube Poop

As seen in Monthy Python and the Holy Grail

You just need 1 person you know working in a morgue. That’s enough to convince you that the last pandemic was really bad.

I got a Mac and wanted the mouse. It is shit. It is the worst mouse I’ve ever had. It’s even worse than a $10 mouse with squeaky buttons. That thing cost 3 times as much as my 12 year old daily driver and even has less functions than my old mouse, even on Mac. My mouse has 5 extra buttons which I programmed to mimic the Mac specific actions and this old thing does more Apple only shit than the Apple mouse 2.

I even fixed the Magic Mouse 2‘s feet myself. The original ones don’t glide at all, so I fixed it by covering the feet in regular cheap ass clear duct tape. Now it glides.

I’ll never buy an apple mouse ever again.

I like the keyboard though since it’s the only high quality membrane keyboard that’s not Logitech I could find.

I get the color coding, I don’t like it.

I did not like Chernobyl one bit. Well while it was good at some points, the scientific inaccuracy was just too much to bear.

That little cut in the shoe? Yeah, it’s impossible to die from that.

Kind of agree with you. I liked it until endgame, but it was a downward slope afterwards

I always wanted to create a wizard, who war’s wizard robes, has a staff and such, even knows spells!

But at level 2 and agzerwards he goes full barbarian, yet never changes his outfit away from wizard.

Preferably two light swords, one in each hand - but only while combat! Outside of combat, he’s just a noble wizard. When someone asks if he really is a wizard, he uses his low level spells to convince the people.

Kind of like Dumbbelldore

That’s something only a Geringverdiener™ would say!

/s

Which is sad because the OG creator is forgotten now

I mean… the Brits invented "mushy peas"

And they dare to make fun of Germans and their Nudelsalat, Wurstsalat, etc

"It’s always pointing to the smaller number" is what my elementary teacher said 2<3

I fixed this by using Debian and Firefox. The only thing my parents do on the PC is stuff on the internet. It’s just important that it opens itself after the startup. They love the speed of it.