BruceTwarzen @ BruceTwarzen @lemm.ee

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People talk about how weird that publicity stunt is instead of how he's a gross, fat, perverted, dumb, criminal wannabe dictator

Yeah we can see that.

My dad can eat more garbage than your dad.

Probably? I mean even if he was younger, could you imagine some overweight smelly incoherent guy shuffling around in a little McDonald's kitchen?

Yeah she was probably a good Christian too

How is he even in the race?

I don't think as a franchise owner you can just use the McDonald's name, or can you?

At the time titanic came out, romcoms really hit peak it seems. And i watched a bunch of them. Being 14, i had no idea about life in general, and always assumed people get married some time after the movie ends and they found each other. In most movies it's fucking ridiculous. You watch two people fall in love who realistically talked to each other for an hour in real time.

It's kind of a braindead meme that people use who think they are smarter than they actually are. You can fit an elephant on a door, that doesn't mean it has enough buoyancy to carry it.

It's like that reddit thing where people said that in karate kid, daniel is actually the bad guy and the villain of the movie is the good guy, because they saw a video of a guy who took clips out of context. Okay so you're an expert now on a movie that you clearly haven't seen.

Yeah. The meat industry is hell on earth. Well, for the animals

The tradition to fill landfills with plastic skeletons

I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it's really just a dream. I would like a quit menu

There has to be dozens or at least two ish

Still sad that hitler died on a workplace accident?

How do you ruin something that was toxic garbage before.

Oh it's way worse than that. I would say it's so bad that: "it's as bad as plastic" is gonna be the comparison for everything that is horrible in the future.

I went out raging when i was younger and i met a girl and a tattoo artist and we got shitfaced together. At some point we wanted to get a dumb ass tattoo. We both had a lot of tattoos already, so it was just one for the collection. The artist was originally from japan, but he kept saying that his japanese isn't that great. We still insisted on getting some japanese letters. He tattooed her what he thought: enjoyer of garlic bread translated to, and i wanted one that said garlic boy. We came up with it individually because we talked a lot about garlic bread and one of my favourite bands is garlic boys. And i thought it's funny. She got her tattoo, but the guy was so fucked up that he fell into a coma after that. I didn't get my garlic boy tattoo, and i thought to get it anyway, but it would never be as funny as getting it from a drunk japanese dude who spoke very bad japanese.

Asking the spokesperson of the biggest paedophile ring on the planed to reconsider maybe accept them despite their hatred for everything they are and represent is wild.

I see a lot of construction companies sport like one raptor or other silly ass pick-up truck. But not for the workers, they use buses, obviously. The raptor is always clean and. Is just for the boss to cruise around and he can still claim he needs it to get to construction sites.

Smartphone or social media?