BruceTwarzen @ BruceTwarzen @kbin.social

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Which of his paintings do you enjoy the most?

So was Toby, no reason to rape his wife and blame it on a ghost.

I did. I was talking to some guys and somehow my bidet came up and everyone found it pretty amusing and "gay". I said something like: well imagine you accidentally touch dogshit or something and then wipe it off with a piece of paper and go: well that's good enough until my next shower.
One guy said: what do you mean, next shower? And i said, that's your next opportunity to clean your ass with water and soap. Where everyone seems to agree that was also for gays.
It's extra funny to me that in a previous conversation one of the guys said his girlfriend hates giving head. I wonder why mr. Poopy butthole.

They are obliged to check... What now? Someone having a book they don't like? Saudi Arabia is looking more progressive every day in comparison

Takes a liar to spot a liar i guess

Takes a liar to spot a liar i guess

It's unsurprising, but still, what the fuck is up with all the rape? Maybe i don't get it because i'm not a rapist, but i always assume the last thing i would think about in an active war is raping people.

For me it's definitely the weather. When i see Christmas lights and shit, but i walk around in shorts i just feel dreadful.

What even is the best case scenario when doing something like that? Some random bystander go: "yeah"?

I used to work for the military, i had to keep 65 random guys between the age of 19 and 39 busy for two weeks. Every now and then there was a batch of guys that was shockingly stupid. I'm not a very smart guy, usually when someone has an idea, i run with that, because i assume everyone else is smarter than me. But holy shit, i have no idea how some of these people even exist in the real world.
I paired two guys up, one was a carpenter and the other one works at a post office. Their task as to close up a door that wasn't used anymore. I got two boards cut in size to mount on both sides. If i would've done it, i woul've given myself an hour. They spend 9 hours on it, using all kinds of tools, somehow ruining both boards, and it looked like ass.
This is only one story of two people, but the list just never ends. I'd never run out of stories for doing that job for only 5 years, which means a total of 10 weeks.
Some guys were scary dumb, but somehow had a functioning life.

Just shows how meaningless that is.

This is a weird ass trend i started to see. People use their phone for navigation and their car display to watch tv while driving. I've seen it the first time like 3month ago, but since then ever so often.

A lot of horror movies end with like two people surviving, or even a man and a woman who hug each other or kiss and walk into the sunset. Good luck with your PTSD and knowing all your friends and or family members dies horribly and you got to see it.

Where are the "if it works it's ain't stupid" redditors?

I thought the same thing. All i vould think of is: man, i should really like this, but i don't

Shiiiit i remember. His videos were genuinely fun to watch. It started to go down a bit when he kept ranting about plastic pipes, like it's some wort of conspiracy and copper was the best thing ever. Then covid hit and ooooh boy what an absolute wanker.

I can't even imagine what kind of dirty shithole a space colony would be.

Was season one any good? I started watching it and found it a bit boring. What if..? To me means they can do crazy outrageous stuff, kinda like the futurama to the simpsons. But for marvel, the wildest thing they could come up with is: what if captain america was a woman.

I'm not american, but isn't calling yourself not progressive kinda... Shit? Why would you ever say that you don't like progress?

As long as the right people have them