BruceTwarzen @ BruceTwarzen @kbin.social

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Too bad he doesn't speak poor

It's hard to feel bad for people who use facebook

We already have the perfect solution. Stop producing plastic. But we sure as hell are not bothering with that either.

During the pandemic an old friend of mine and myself reconnected abd played video games together. He told me a couple of times that money is kinda tight and whatever. He worked way different shifts than me so i invited him to eat at my place 4 times a week or so. I love cooking and cooking double doesn't really makes much of a difference. After a few weeks i was at his place for the first time ever and he had two full ass garbage bags full of delivery and fast food on his porch. Motherfucker that's where your money goes. I can coock for the both of us a good healthy meal for a week for what he spends alone in two days. He basically said: well, i can't cook, so there is nothing he can do, really. Wegot out of touch again, aside from talking on discord every bow and then, but i seen him recently and he's almost doubled in size now, so i assume nothing has changed.

I wonder if the whole step sibling porn only works for people without step siblings. Like when i was a horny teenager and talked to my horny teenager friends, a lot of them where only childs or had a brother and told me that having a sister would be so hot. No, it really isn't there is less than 0 sexual tension of any shape or form in a normal brother/sister relationship.

I actually do. Like i don't need a movie or a backstory or anything, but just two people fucking seems boring and leaves nothing to the imagination.

You think no tourist will go to see the palace if the inbreeds don't exist anymore?

Best thing he ever did

The game is to me like every mortal combat game. You go on YouTube and wnantch the finishers abd the easter eggs, but don't olay that janky game.

I fund people without helmets really weird. I go mountain biking a lot and also some downhill, so when you go to a park, everyone wears a helmet. Where i go some of the best riders of the country train there and they always wear their helmets, not only in the park, but also on the way there. But i still hear the argument that "i don't need a helmet, i'm a very good rider."
My sisters boyfriend takes it to the max, ge's a 43 year old guy with 2 children who ties his helmet to the handlebars when they go on a bike trip, because what if someone sees him and things he looks like a fag? That would be horrible.

I want to quit spotify so bad because they shove a ton of money into joe rogan's ass AGAIN while firting their staff.

Netflix is so bad. Sometimes there is something i actually want to see, which is kinda rare. Then i can pick between three languages that i don't speak.

If you google elvis bloated, i start to see it.

Not really the beta, the idiots who paid 100 bucks to play early

Yeah why do boys like coola super heroes with a cool tv show and awesome design? I guess we'll never know.

When he died on the toilet shitting himself

Jackfruit goulash. Super easy to make, rich on fiber and delicious

You can be both

Oh yeah could you imagine

That would be really funny. A janky ass car that van't leave saint denis, because of the roads and it's slower than walking speed, but the owner is a cocky prick