BruceTwarzen @ BruceTwarzen @kbin.social

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I thought it's an onion article. We need new organs. Sweep some 10 year old into a storm drain

Did you just fix menal health?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I'm always like: haha yeah no, i'm actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can't wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn't accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he's on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their "garages" he didn't see the car for 3 or so month. They didn't fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn't. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn't a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

Yeah i he's dropping the 5mil bombshell as if that was mindblowing. 5 million people drink almost as much coffee as 150 million? Craaaazy

Someone looking up if he can pre-order right now

I'm actually devastated

First off all, don't blame the guns okay? The make new children every day

And you get some extra estrogen, get to exploit cows and the knowledge that it was never far away from cow shit.

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

Or at all

But look at these shiny guns, now THAT'S freedom

Americans are at war with their history books

Cod players be like: noice

Soooo we should make it really convenient for them?

Idk, but this thing is fucking huge and dangerous as fuck. It seems like driving that box atound your neighbour makes it everyone's problem.

Because that's exactly what it is. Successful car company let's a guy designing a car who isn't even qualified to write his own name

Hey now it's a pickup. Not one where you can halul anything, albut it has a tiny flatbed

Small dick energy people. It's pretty clear that he knews exactly who's buying that shit. He tells shit like: if someone's challenging you in the apocalypse, you are gonna win. And his fanboys were whooing and shaking their tiny fists.