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Brickhead92 @ Brickhead92 @lemmy.world
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Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing?

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  • The only difference for me is the order of c's: C4, C1, C2, C3.

    • It's an anti-personnel Claymore

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  • The enemy is within.

    • Bystander shot in head as New York police tackle fare-evader

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  • The batons also fire bullets. In fact, the pepper spray and taser fire bullets too.

    • JD Vance Calls for ‘Less Rhetoric’ After Spreading Bizarre Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy

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  • Well, it would serve their interests just fine.

    • Disney trips meant for homeless students went to NYC school employees' kids, officials say

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  • The funnest prison on Earth!

    • Miss Independent

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    • 'It just exploded': Springfield woman claims she never meant to spark false rumors about Haitians

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  • All she wanted was a simple lynching of some "undesirables" by other people and no repercussions for herself.

    Is that too much to ask?

    /s

    • 'It just exploded': Springfield woman claims she never meant to spark false rumors about Haitians

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  • Well it's not fair that she should have to suffer consequences for her own actions.

    /s

    • Butts

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  • Sure, but how bad is their breath?

    • I got SWAT'ed and handcuffed live while Linux development streaming!

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  • That's right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

    • Every show with a suicide now has a disclaimer with a suicide hotline at the beginning. Is there any evidence that these warnings make a positive difference?

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  • No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

    This combo is super effective... As long as the stay listen until the end.

    • Black mold growing on the dispensers at my local McDonald's

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  • Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

    • Harris Vows to End Subminimum Wages in Policy Push Before Debate

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  • If there are sub-minimum wages, wouldn't they be the minimum wage?

    • The Guy Who Designed the iPhone Made a New Button

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  • And that's where baby magnets come from.

    • 1337

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  • Niice.

    I just looked and I've got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.

    I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I'll look at 80086.

    • I am not a bot.

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  • I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

    • Balls

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  • They do what they must because they can.

    • Former Aurora cop charged with raping daughter remains free as mom is sent to jail

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  • I don't know why people are against it. You get used to it after a while.

    /s

    • Conservation irl

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  • But a square is a rectangle

    • Tippy taps

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  • I just showed my boy this one.

    The boy: "Is it wearing shoes??"