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Brickhead92 @ Brickhead92 @lemmy.world
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Except maybe ...

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  • And you don't have to either.

    • Except maybe ...

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  • Can etc. be written in stone?

    • Stats

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  • Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

    • what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

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  • For weeks and months even

    • Pray for their safety

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  • Or possibly crushed, which some would agree is worse.

    • How do you like this, sexists?

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  • That's such a sexist thing to say

    • We'll always have Paris

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  • Not a movie but a song reference tale of woe:

    Some propaganda training meeting at the office and there were treats to eat. One of the guys grabbed an apple pie and had a bite, but it also had lime in it so he said

    Coworker: "Yuck, I hate lime with apple"

    Me: "I guess you prefer your lime in the coconut."

    ...

    Coworker: "I've never had lime with coconut before."

    Me: sigh

    • Be safe out there, Atlanta.

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  • You magnificent bastard!

    • If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how

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  • Looks at every billionaire... Yeah imagine that.

    • copium28

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  • It's not really, both are bad.

    • A woman helped a wild cat by removing a trap from its paw

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  • You didn't attack me?!? I don't need to attack you??

    • Animals.

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  • We are all fuckheads on this blessed day

    • What was that?

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  • 911 was an Evergreen job!

    • What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

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  • Nah, Art35ian is a mad cunt.

    • You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

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  • Me too! Hi floor poop buddy.

    • wtf happened to dave chappelle

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  • My brain hurts now

    • Neanderthals hunting mammoth (1897), unknown artist, artwork photograph courtesy of The Beaker Institute Science Library

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  • This image really puts the snuff in snuffleupagus.

    • Farside

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  • I wonder if ducks have a fear that somewhere, somehow, a goose is watching them.

    • David's big break.

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  • You know what they say: Go hard, or go home.

    • Always wondered how they feel

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  • Must be thinking of Pretty Women. He pays her for kisses...