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BradleyUffner @ BradleyUffner @lemmy.world
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The window for a convincing UFO video has closed

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  • You clearly underestimate the stupidity and lack of logic employed by conspiracy theorists.

    • I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man

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  • Cause it takes about 30 seconds and makes sure you actually have the right size shoe.

    • 10,000 pages of records about Robert F. Kennedy’s 1968 assassination are released, on Trump’s order

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  • Holy shit, Biden and Hilary Clinton did it?

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    • Why do you use the distro you use?

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  • It was the first one using Wayland by default that worked on my machine out of the box.

    • It's no contest

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  • This changes my perspective on the entire show... I'm going to have to watch it again for the 152nd time with this in mind now.

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  • All these people with great rational reasons... Meanwhile, my wife and I just don't like children.

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  • Also, they're sticky, and no one wants to deal with that.

    • There’s AI Inside Windows Paint and Notepad Now

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  • Case sensitivity in the language is soo last year. Formatting sensitivity is the new hottness!

    • There’s AI Inside Windows Paint and Notepad Now

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  • Notepad is perhaps better known as a code editor than a word processor

    How many insane people are using notepad for software development that it's "better known" for that?

    • Despite a court order, White House bars AP from Oval Office event

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  • I think we all know that's not how this works.

    • Freak sell-off of ‘safe haven’ US bonds raises fear that confidence in America is fading

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  • Why would anyone still have faith in this country?

    • Trump admin considering giving $10,000 to each person in Greenland to annex the island

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  • It's going to cost more than that just to hire movers that will transport outside the country. It doesn't even come close to what it would cost to set up a new life somewhere else.

    • If you could explain to your 19 year old self what you are doing with your life today, what would they say?

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    • My cat fell asleep in my wife's lap and is so out that her foot is just hanging out above her head

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  • We call that a bean stalk.

    • Why Companies Don’t Fix Bugs

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  • At a previous company, I got in trouble for fixing a bug because the company made a significant portion of their revenue from paid customer support fixing data related to the bug.

    • Mocha in full battle mode

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  • When he's not destroying toys, he's a sweet little snuggle bug. He'd be down for a pat.

    • Oaths/promises/contracts/laws are now bound by magic, what do you think the world would look like?

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  • But oddly, a LOT more lawyers to work out the precise wording of things.

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • He speaks the shibboleth!

    • ain't your buddy, pal!

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  • Eastern Pennsylvania apparently has no word for Bros.

    • Trump Tells Americans to Stop Panicking as Markets Plunge: ‘Don’t Be Weak! Don’t Be Stupid!’

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  • But then put it back in after the market is absolutely crash?

    That's not how a 401k works. You can't just freely put money in to it.