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  • Biomes exist for a reason

    That's why I always dug quarantine tunnels in Terraria.

  • don't worry about me giving money to EA, the game was obtained via mysterious means

  • Or praying the space ship flies true.

  • easily affected by true stories of evil like I am.

    My brain starts playing La Mer (the Julio Iglesias version at the end of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy or What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) when I read stories like that.

  • If you look at them up close, you can see that every time you cut on them with a sharp knife, lots of small micro plastic pieces are cut off.

    Ugh, at this point I'm resigned to the fact that there's always going to be something.

    Notwithstanding their impressive feats for the time, Ancient Romans had lead pipes for example.

    Today we have microplastics (and some lead issues still, too, from lead solder, etc.) Among other things.

    Tomorrow, it'll be something like nanites accumulating in our body, or gamma radiation exposure from faulty shielding in whatever spacecraft futurehumans are flying in.

  • lil jumper

    Aww, jumping spiders are the best!
    \ Also, my mind went here:

  • Can be both!

    Yep.
    \ At some of the Excel jobs, the toxic fumes come from your manager's mouth.

  • This, but Emacs

  • Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.

  • Deuces

    Jump
  • "Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

    Nice. I'll have to remember that retort!

  • Sorry, my bad.

  • hulk titties

  • They’re just sniffing that spice melange.

  • Reindeer's are golden in summer but turn deep blue in winter

    Gold and blue?
    \ My dude, those eyes are black and white. 😏

  • Sh'yeah-ron. The way Wayne from Wayne's World would have said it. 😏

  • The emojis are also like your mom

  • Its laughing so hard you died.