Always in dark
Ya know, I thought the joke was gonna be the movie being the ad.
Yeah but how much for 4?
Where is the midly infuriating part?
Dude, what are you doing? 😠
Crows can at least be befriended. Geese on the other hand...
I don't fuck with donkeys or geese
'Know why I pulled you over?' Fortunately, California police can't ask you that anymore
I see what you did there
Don't trust the media about this
Nor is Vice or reddit
Smite inbound
But it probably wasn't an apple. More likely to be a pomegranate
Cucumber
Nobody says streets ahead?
Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
This one is borderline.
Sometimes a thought should stay in your head
Kosher Beef
It's not even ash Wednesday
Unironically spray on shoes could be a good idea
In the movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs the main character uses something similar
How to meet people
Do they have to be in person?
Trump must pay E. Jean Carroll over $83 million in defamation damages, jury rules
Can we start a pool on when/if he actually pays?
How much for cuddles?
Is it just me, or does he have a black eye
Trump no longer coming to Arizona; AZGOP Freedom Fest canceled
He was only going to get votes to get the nomination. He has no other use for those plebians
Junta-controlled Myanmar court orders sale of Opposition Leader Suu Kyi’s home
The US in a year and a half
What would a second Trump presidency look like for health care?
Poor people will no longer have it
What is it with anime and this trope
Thank you
Ya know, I thought the joke was gonna be the movie being the ad.