I remember working both day and night shifts on an assembly line. Day shift was pretty good. The line was fully staffed, we had a full compliment of maintenance guys to fix the line when it went down. Good music.
Night shift was crazy different, way better. No management. Understaffed, and no maintenance people. So, some stations were always slower and you could sit down for a bit. Nobody was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell at 3am. And, it was seriously 15 degrees cooler in the plant. We never hit our quotas, and management was pissed. But we never had to see them.
That would be hilarious. I just only catch him in the strangest, most embarrassing predicaments of his life. He could just be a perfectly normal guy, but maybe I'll run into him again in five years when he's on the side of the road for some necessary reason in a donkey costume covered in ketchup and lube and he's just like "It's not what it looks like, I swear!!"
So, I actually had something like that happen once. In college, I had a terrible roommate that would always stumble back to our dorm drunk and never lock the door. Well, one Saturday I woke up to a guy in a bathrobe and a cup of coffee staring at me. He said "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. Sometimes I like to come in and watch you sleep, it's so peaceful."
This is perhaps the weirdest thing that guy has done as far as I know, other than when I ran into him at Meijer late at night one time. He had a big stack of CDs in his arms, and he just said "you can never have enough bagpipe music!"
Yeah, I was so happy to vote for her last time. I would LOVE to have her on the big ballot this year, but I'm very happy she's dedicated to getting shit done here at home.
I have this feeling that my luck is none too good
This sword here at my side don't act the way it should
Keeps calling me its master, but I feel like its slave
Hauling me faster and faster to an early, early grave
And it howls, it howls like hell
If Biden died, and the Dems still ran him, I'd vote for his corpse because he's not Trump. If Harris ends up the nominee, I'll vote for her for the same reason. But I'm not excited about it.
I would love a brain implant. I want to live in the Matrix, I want to have the Feed. Just not from him. Never from him.