BotsRuinedEverything @ BotsRuinedEverything @lemmy.world

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The next logical step is to use chat gpt to retroactively add product placement to existing novels. The enshittification will follow you.

They're both fig 1

A pharmaceutical salesman who is secretly a CIA agent

I haven't played it yet but I anticipate I will love it when I get around to playing it. To those who have played it, do you suggest any mods for the first playthrough?

Imterdimensional crime boss, day 1. Two of yourself means you have a rock solid alibi at all times. How could I have possibly committed a crime while I'm at the DMV renewing my license? Even if I'm caught on camera I dgaf. He ain't me. Don't need to run from the cops if you can portal to a different universe. All you need to do is to figure out one good crime and repeat for literal infinite profit.

I love how they say it's not a bribe, but a gift for the US military. Meanwhile, literally everything for the military is mandated to be manufactured in the United States.

This is just a female obesity map

"pure water" is not what you think it is. It really doesn't exist outside of laboratory conditions.

Yeah, don't get excited. This is just a phase 1 clinical trial. Articles like this are part of how they secure funding for the next phase of studies. Literally every phase 1 trial will claim they're about to change the world. In reality, 5%-14% of drugs at this stage actually become available.

Welcome to end-stage capitalism.

One day ads will be unskippable, unless you get a 12 hr AdPass by watching 60 minutes of uninterrupted ads while eyeball tracking software monitors your attention. You will get mini games where you need to sing along or high five a friend. You can get an instant AdPass by purchasing the featured product.

I love how it starts with Jason saying "Just fixing a few leaks". I see what you did there.

If by ADHD tattoo you mean that I have an overly ambitious piece on my shoulder/back that is unfinished and poorly thought out? Then yes. Yes I do.

There is no way, in hell, that Trump plans on making Canadians into American citizens. Why would he add the equivalent of another California to the voting population. No Canadian will ever cast a vote in favor of the political party that took their country from them.

What version of statehood is he envisioning here?

The scariest part here is that the Republicans are acting, in every way, like they will never be subject to a legitimate vote again.

I'm pretty sure this is a bot account

Remember when he wouldn't put his hand in the Bible when he took his oath of office?