bort @ Bort @sh.itjust.works

i'm here for the memes, friendship, and existential dread.

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I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.

A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.

yes.

I require more information about this movie

it is i, a bort.

yes.

No they are fucking not.

Ah, so this is the image that breaks my mind.

🤬

Meesa so sorry, jar jar no make it.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!

oh yes

buy shit with cash, cover your license plate, ditch clothes, wear gloves, leave your mobile at home.

easier to just bypass the paywall in archive

yeah but we don't wanna do that.

try this https://archive.ph/65VH6

welcome to old age. your knees will go next.

similar - i worked as a chef for 14 years, wanted to step in front of a bus. got a job working IT at a high school and ended up with easy work, better pay easy hours and appreciation. cannot even begin to tell you how much my life has improved. don't love it, but i don't feel like i have to either.

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depends on where you are i guess. i don't feel like this at all.