BoastfulDaedra @ BoastfulDaedra @lemmynsfw.com

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Where on Earth did you get the idea that being digital means it can't be bad???

Ketchup at minimum is tomato and vinegar.

Desert island? Mayo. I mean it's damned near a complete food.

Have you heard Huey Louis and This Fucking Guy?

...le whut?

Honestly, universities overreacting to porn is getting very tired now.

Well... Sailor Moon was much better written.

What's alarming is how ridiculously close this is to reality right now...

OWN STATE! STATE! NO... COURT! JURISDICTION NO! OWN STATE! RRRRAAAARR! [throws lunch tray, kicks over chair]

Isn't there a more humane way? Can't we just tranquilize the man with a bunch of ketamine, saw of his horn, and release him back into the wild somehow?

...in which country, though?

Is that literal shit?

I haven't been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

You are clearly experiencing a severe immunodeficiency of vitamin LSD.

Other symptoms include hyper-rationality, average affect, musculoskeletal stability, a normal appetite, not thinking every goddamn thing is hilarious/terrifying, and in severe cases, being so tolerable as company it's almost painful.

Newell is only 61, and an avid gamer with a lot of demonstrable business intelligence. I wouldn't worry too much.

Yep, but specifically not playing it for those years. (Even once. )

As an interesting side effect, it guarantees replay a few years down the road.

You may be onto something there. Near-infrared activated chemical vibrators... how fast do these jiggle again?

So you're what, three years old now?

I literally believe this now. Congratulations and have fun!

Also, you can reduce the itchiness of your costume by soaking it with hair conditioner for thirty minutes and then stir drying it.

😉

Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ? Yeah, man! I got off SO HARD I had to leave the theater.