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How many times have you pooped your pants as an adult? What were the situations you were in when that happened?

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  • Pro-tip - sit on the toilet and puke into a trash bucket.

    • How many times have you pooped your pants as an adult? What were the situations you were in when that happened?

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  • Well, in that case, you'd find me quite trustworthy.

    • Baltimore bridge collapses into river after being hit by cargo ship

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  • What is a geometry protection dolphin?

    • Baltimore bridge collapses into river after being hit by cargo ship

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  • Why do you say that?

    • XXX

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  • Plenty of time to read.

    • They panic-bought bidets during the pandemic. It changed their lives.

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  • It's not nearly as bad as I'd expected. You're only doing short bursts of water, so you're not getting brain freeze on your butthole or anything.

    • Dozens of Palestinian orphans transferred from Rafah to Bethlehem

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  • For how long though?

    • Greta Thunberg dragged by police from climate protest blocking Swedish parliament

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  • No need to be rude about it, though.

    • Three top nitrogen gas manufacturers in US bar products from use in executions

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  • SCOTUS ruled we have to kill innocent people even if all the evidence says they're innocent because it might hurt the court's reputation of they back down.

    I'm not familiar with this. Is this something that actually happened?

    • Uvalde schoolchildren were massacred under a sheriff’s watch. He was still undefeated on Super Tuesday

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  • To be fair, what alternative is there?

    • New York man sentenced to 25 years to life for fatally shooting woman who pulled into wrong driveway

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  • I mean, what would you rather happen?

    • Sri Lanka ends visas for hundreds of thousands of Russians staying there to avoid war

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  • In what way is that racist?

    • How does it feel living in a country with minimal seasonal variation?

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  • I've wanted to see Medellin for years now, it sounds incredible.

    • WA lawmakers advance bill making it a felony to threaten election workers

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  • Looks like Washington has gone woke. ^/s

    • Truckers pour cold water on pro-Trump New York boycott: "Not happening"

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  • Oh God, I'd love to read about nothing happening for a change. It would be so refreshing...

    • Neo-Nazis march in Nashville, leave after being challenged

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  • What's wrong with being a janitor?

    • What's the dumbest nickname you've ever given one of your pets?

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  • Baron Meowser Von Kitty Cat (spoken with a fancy German accent.)

    • US won’t punish Israel for Rafah op that doesn’t protect civilians

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  • Lol, no thanks.

    • How do you HOPE you will die?

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  • Your children will always need you.

    • Ukraine says it can't fire more than 2,000 shells a day as Western allies fail to meet pledges: report

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  • Do you think Russia would honor that treaty?