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Blumpkinhead @ Blumpkinhead @lemmy.world
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If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him?

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  • "Yes comrade, that's right. He's telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes...yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he's talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won't stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he's trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers..."

    • What do you want to do when you retire?

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  • My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

    • Is martial arts really that useful?

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  • English may not be their first language. It's okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

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  • People do this all the time, and it's super annoying. I'd love for someone to explain why they downvote an honest question.

    • Has Google Search gotten so much worse in the last couple of weeks?

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  • What are quoted strings?

    • Extremist settlers rapidly seizing West Bank land

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  • If you're going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

    • Delta flight clips another plane on taxiway at Atlanta airport, knocks off smaller plane's tail

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  • 'Tis but a scratch!

    • Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys?

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  • That's cool. More boob for me then.

    • How do you ask for a haircut?

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  • "Like it is now...only shorter."

    • How do you ask for a haircut?

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  • "Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto."

    • Israeli military launches fatal airstrike on humanitarian aid convoy in Gaza

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  • Yeah, the IDF.

    • Donald Trump lays blame for assassination attempt on Biden and Harris

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    • US police use force on 300,000 people a year, with numbers rising since George Floyd: ‘relentless violence’

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  • How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?

    • What is your motto?

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  • "It's 9 a.m., and I don't feel like drinking, but..."

    • What is the movie like thing that has happened to you?

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  • What was the scenario (if you don't mind saying)?

    • RFK Jr. Tells Tucker Carlson He’s Been Asked by Trump ‘To Help Pick the People Who Will Be Running the Government’

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  • The brain worm that's Controlling his mind?

    • What does whale meat taste like ?

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  • Sometimes, when I think about it, I just start blubbering.

    • What does whale meat taste like ?

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  • I hit a minke whale in my pickup while driving home one night, just north of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. Son of a bitch breached over a guardrail and flopped down right in front of me before I'd even had a chance to hit the brakes. Hit him square in the blow hole and mangled the whole front end of the truck. The fishy bastard just dusted himself off and fucked off into the night, making them wierd ass whale noises at me the whole time. Ever since that night, I take the long way home.

    • Let us show Putin we have ability to hit targets deep inside Russia, Ukraine urges west

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  • Who, Zelenskiy?

    • Let us show Putin we have ability to hit targets deep inside Russia, Ukraine urges west

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  • Russia hasn't been a superpower for a long time now.