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  • People always talk about how much wiser you get with age. I didn't really understand this until I hit my 30s. I can't quite explain it, but it's definitely true. I don't feel smarter, I just have all this life experience that has taught me all sorts of things and made me loads more confident. I feel this will continue to get stronger the older I get with the unfortunate side effect of slowing down a bit mentally.

  • The last apartment I had, the landlord at some point had put very rough outdoor quartz tiles in the kitchen. They were porous and had crevices everywhere so were impossible to keep clean. Our routine became vacuuming for regular cleaning, mopping any sticky spots when needed, and getting on our hands and knees once a year to scrub the tile with soap and brushes. It was the only way to actually clean the tile and the tile would change colors every time we did it. Did I mention that this tile has been installed over 3 more layers of flooring? Classic landlord special apartment.

  • Do not, my friends, become addicted to air. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

  • So is the term "grounded" and I genuinely wonder what parents used to say to their misbehaved children before airplane terminology was commonplace.

  • I remember watching that series and thinking how crazy it is that maybe 3 events in toy history massively affected everything else to come for all toys. You watched those 3 episodes and all the others after that included something about how they were related to the other 3. Except for Hello Kitty. That was like its own special episode all to itself.

  • I feel you. I weirdly did have vegetables and things growing up, but my mom self admittedly hates cooking. So most of what we ate consisted of casseroles made up of things dumped out of a can and any veggies likely also came from a can and we're heated up on the stove. She also over cooked all the meat to make sure people wouldn't get sick. So all the veggies were bland and mushy and all the meat was dry as fuck. I'll never forget the first time I ate fresh pineapple at my inlaws house and it was one of the best things I ever tasted. I'm pretty good at cooking now and I've managed to help my mom improve in all ways as well. She now uses a meat thermometer that I got her for Christmas. I cooked her some fresh broccoli in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic powder and she loved it and started making hers that way instead of boiling it. Baby steps, but we're making progress.

  • For me, someone who uses a Mac for work but still has to use the office environment, it goes something like this:

    Google the issue

    Google the issue + office for Mac

    Find a forum about the exact issue I'm having

    Loads of people commenting having the same issue

    Expert answers and says "That feature is not available for Macs at this time. How about you post it as a suggestion for the devs at this link here>>>"

    Post is minimum 3 years old and there's still no solution.

    Gee thanks.

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  • Not my chair not my problem that's what I always say

  • Definitely didn't expect Illinois to be on that list. Hopefully Pritzker will do something about it? Only time will tell.

  • I've read this book and it's actually hilarious. Like intentionally. Highly recommend.

  • You could do this for a number of characters that have a trademark favorite food.

    Garfield - lasagna

    Cookie Monster - Cookies

    Bugs Bunny - Carrot

    Bart Simpson - Butterfinger

    Liz Lemon - Doughnuts?

    James Bond - Vodka Martini shaken not stirred

    Scooby Doo - Scooby Snacks

    Shaggy - also Scooby Snacks

    Pooh Bear - Honey

    SpongeBob - Krabby Patty

    Etc etc etc......

  • I didn't interpret this as it's bad to make people come to the office that physically need to be there or that it's judging them for not taking PTO. I interpreted this as a cringe showboat where they try to show how cool it is to be in the office and everyone should love being in the office. The commentnand response at the bottom about the open floorplan say it all.

  • Sounds a lot like med school, or the lady who sewed to cancel student loan forgiveness. People suck.

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  • Most cars come equipped with a sim card these days and there's lots of news about how car companies are sending data about your driving habits to insurance providers. So um.... Yeah.

  • While that is true, there are 2 things to unpack here: 1. Typically housing is zoned in different locations to businesses so this has no correlation. 2. This map is so big that none of those stores are actually in Chicago. They are all in the suburbs and it would literally take you 1.5 - 3 hours to get from the southern most one to the northern most one. They're all a lot farther apart than you may realize.

  • I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog!

  • I dream of a day when the locker scene from Starship Troopers becomes reality and men and women who fight alongside one another can share a locker room without complication. Or like... Maybe world piece would be cool too and people wouldn't have to fight at all?

  • It's ok to eat them if you cook them. Maybe make yourself some delicious caramelized onions!

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  • Maybe if their products hadn't gotten consistently shittier over the years, they'd still have the loyalty they used to to keep up with demand. My dad still has his 91" Jeep rust and all. I still have a 2007 Grand Cherokee Laredo that lasted well over 300,000 miles. My father in law basically gets a new Jeep every 3-4 years. Skip to today and my dad has a Tesla, I have a Prius, and my father in law has a Ford pickup. We all saw the quality decline and the features we loved seemed to slowly disappear as well. I really don't know what they thought would happen when their cars became nothing more special than any other SUV out there.