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  • The one I remember recently was being taken to The Amazing Digital Circus as this blue and red Cockatoo but my family showed up and I had to act like i didn't know them when I did

  • Word searches. I love word searches but I honestly can't find ones featuring numbers or license plates

  • I'm able to crack every joint in my hand, my wrists, my neck, my back, my ankles, and sometimes my toes

    My elbows, hips, and knees occasionally crack but usually they just make a soft click noise

  • If it does, can you wiggle the bottom of another shoe/vagina against the underwear to remove the mark?

  • Half of my feed is just the same news article in different subs on different instances

    Gets tiresome

  • Now that I think about it, they read us Where The Red Fern Grows in 5th grade when I was 11, and the next year they had us watch it

    We were barely teenagers and they hit us with that

  • Coraline. I can watch breakdowns of that movie on YouTube, and even watched a several hour long breakdown of the Beldam and the entire story, but I still can't watch the movie itself

  • My childhood nightmares of encountering a shark in a hotel pool can actually happen

  • Christmas needs to start after American Thanksgiving, PLEASE

  • Our dog used to push the door open and then run around the neighborhood for like, a half hour or so, then show back up on the porch wanting in

  • Possibly, though sliding your thumb over the edge pretty fast at an angle seems to end up causing the slice anyway. I regret not taking pictures during the healing process :(

  • When we had our electric oven I'd use a pastry cutter to scrape everything off

    Note: pastry cutters may not look sharp but they are. Sliced my thumb open on one while putting dishes away and spent months regrowing my nail

  • Oh okay! So hopefully more are still coming! Thanks for that update

  • I haven't seen Ahdok for a while, hope they're okay :(

  • Begin an essay on chronic migraines :)

    Edit: with a following essay on how she doesn't owe you shit

  • I've never watched FMA but I have seen enough memes to know what this is about

    Ouch

  • What about the sturgeon wave of memes? Though I've seen way too many "Stealing IPads" ai art