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  • When I realized people generally don't point when laughing with you.

  • Better get a move on, the earth is getting up there in age and might not be able to do a third before it retires.

  • and that's how 2024-2030 became the new golden age for books and literature.

  • .....grrrrrreat idea... yes... help

    blood vessel pops

  • I'm all for taxation becoming a "choose your allocation" affair.

  • ...kill him?

    I mean, or watch hundreds, thousands of whales die.

    Just one dude, man. I dunno, not Icelandic so it isn't really an opportunity I'd have but, um. If all else fails, right?

  • You can sit back and wonder why the fuck we're still dealing with these petty garbage laws, or... realize the horror at how much taxpayer money is used to write them up, bicker and decide over them and waste time and resources in our legal system.

    Every one of these right-wing, trash laws is a black hole of bullshit, sucking money from our economy, going nowhere, meant to do nothing but point and make a statement they don't even expect to pass.

    Fuck all of it. You only get to choose to be against them, you can't choose whether your money was used to poop them into existence.

  • The fun part is that it's both!

    Why only have one fanbase when there's two?

  • Some companies have mandatory 401k deductions whether you request it or not.

    Ashley Furniture (sue me if you care)

    Granted, it is technically a 401k and accumulates but they don't pay any towards it so I don't give a fuck, give it to me so I can invest it myself.

    commonly matched by employers

    Funny... funny guy.

  • If Francis E. Dec made soap.

  • The wing is the WRX STI, the rest of the car is the attachment.

  • There is one hidden, tiny problem.

    Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome.

    You may never get it. 99.99% of the people you know may never get it, but some do. I did. It's not the kind of thing you get from eating too much ketchup or even smoking two packs a day for five years. It's god damned awful, painful and can rack up a lot of medical debt until you get diagnosed properly.

    I'm not saying ban weed. I love weed, well, loved. Just make this shit easier to identify, treat, and deal with before we go releasing the kraken of THC untethered upon everyone. If you're old enough, one bout of that shit might kill you. That's a heavy toll to pay on something that you might want to legalize.

    Queue the apologists:

  • what is my purpose?

    "You're a VPN and you filter ads via DNS."

    fucking sweet, man. Glad I'm not an emulation console.

  • It's great how most men know tons about boobs, kinda like how my mom knows a fuckton about black guys.

  • it's

    lit

  • "hey, train this guy"

    Me, who's been managing this dept with zero experience for the last ten years by the skin of my teeth.

    "Read this book and get to work."

  • Apparently nighttime and black people are both dark in color. Nobody thought to tell the cameras or the software this information.