Whenever I read titles like this I choose to think it was done maliciously
Clearly they grabbed him when he was leaving for work one morning, threw him in the back of a box truck, and then gave him a third (pig) kidney that they just had lying around
Then they laugh maniacly and drive off into the sunset never to be seen again
And sometimes it's not just corporate suck. I've literally had the CIO of a construction contractor berate me on the phone before I had started. Needless to say I didn't take their offer
People understanding the horrible sound I consistently make in public