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Blackout @ Blackout @kbin.run
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Police: Vandal spray paints ‘F--- Elon’ on 34 Tesla Cybertrucks in Fort Lauderdale

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  • I've never been to Fort Lauderdale.

    • What good things are going on with your weekend?

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  • Summer is coming

    • Get sorted...

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  • And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

    • Ancient Mayan vase purchased by US woman for $4 returned to Mexico

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  • Those Amazon customers can be ruthless.

    • Ancient Mayan vase purchased by US woman for $4 returned to Mexico

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  • A vase for $4 is a good deal. What was she expecting, solid gold? I don't think I would have gone as far as involving all of Mexico but I guess it's easier to just give her a refund.

    • Buying a home in the US has never been this hard

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  • What do I need home owners insurance for? I got a gun. The tornadoes should get insurance out on me. That said mine went up 20% this year.

    • Trump says he wants foreign nationals who graduate from US colleges to ‘automatically’ receive green cards

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  • Look who's a pro-immigrant librul everybody

    • beautiful day in the neighborhood

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  • With a smaller sign underneath it that says "Your fault" and the mailman walking towards you with an unexpected letter from the IRS in his hand...

    • Giant Custom Rules

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    • Sensory secrets of penis and clitoris unlocked after more than 150 years

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  • Yeah but where are these nerves? Bermuda triangle? Another plane of existence like from that movie interstellar? The moves passed down to me thru generations seem to do nothing.

    • Americans take the least vacations globally. We also get the least amount of time off.

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  • I just took a vacation. It was so stressful. I prefer to relax by going into work and giving it my all for Amazon®. I get so relaxed I don't even need an Amazon-approved Restroom Time Theft™. I've even stopped going home most evenings and just working until I fall asleep at my Amazon Life/Work Cubicle™

    • The Earth’s core is slowing down

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  • Slow core gang rises again!

    • I'm getting real sick of your shit, Netflix

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  • I love when you pause a video and Netflix decides to load the next and start playing anyways. Because of how slow their app is to update the controls I end up just disconnecting and closing the app to stop it.

    • What specific variety of some fruit do you prefer? (A particular apple, a certain mango, etc.)

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  • Chuoi cau bananas (monkey banana) from Vietnam. It didn't really matter what type I had over there, they beat any banana I'd had thru my entire life.

    • Explain these humps.

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  • Thar be dragons in the deep!

    • Hey A/S/L?

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  • All right, then. Keep your donuts.

    • Oven rule

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  • You can get 20% off their pizzas on 6/23 if you use code "DSP24" at checkout. This discount is only for Jets, not the crematory's pizza.

    • Internet forums are disappearing because now it's all Reddit and Discord. And that's worrying.

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  • ICQ recently is about to shut down so I got nothing for ya

    • Internet forums are disappearing because now it's all Reddit and Discord. And that's worrying.

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  • I wouldn't blame those 2. Forums have been dying since Myspace and Facebook. The specialized ones like the machinist and woodworking ones I belong to are going strong. So are the firearm related ones.

    • Thailand to be first Southeast Asian country to recognise same-sex marriage

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  • Good job Thailand!