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Blackout @ Blackout @kbin.run
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    • Notepad’s spellcheck and autocorrect are rolling out to everybody after 41 years

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  • The best time to add autocorrect to notepad was 41 years ago, the 2nd best time is now. 🤗

    • Why don't we put butter and sour cream on French fries? They're basically like tiny skinless baked potatoes...

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  • A chain near me called chicken shack serves home style fries coated in garlic butter and I prefer them over standard french fries

    • Would Sentinel Island still be untouched in the Star Trek Universe?

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  • That island is safe but you just know Riker is going to touch everything on MILF Island.

    • muscular chef

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  • Looks like it's steamed chicken and broccoli again. Thanks chef beefcake

    • When creating a story, how many black characters can I create without them calling the story woke?

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  • No more than 3/5ths of the characters or it's unconstitutional.

    • Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France

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  • Cycling is a famously gay sport with men in super tight clothing trying to impress other men. Next time kiss a dude

    • Rishi Sunak has announced he will step down as the leader of the Conservatives after a historic battering by Labour in the General Election

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  • But he's their best leader ever. Labour has not been this strong since I've been following uk politics.

    • Man busted for carrying Master Sword from Zelda in the street

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    • Sanders: Supreme Court Is “Out of Control” and Must Be Reformed

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  • I vote for Sanders as King of America. I guess I gotta write that in?

    • Before you leave the house

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  • It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.

    • Climate Rule

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  • Other is cow farts

    • My under-the-table dinner companion

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  • Spare any fish in these troubling times?

    • [OC] 6 in the morning and everyone sleeping... mostly everyone

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  • If he doesn't get his coffee he'll just lay around and sleep all day long.

    • [OC] 6 in the morning and everyone sleeping... mostly everyone

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  • 6am dog can come hang out with me and my cat. We've usually finished our coffee by then.

    • Have you ever had a phone call interrupted by a 3rd party voice saying "this call is being recorded"?

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  • Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you'll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.

    • Historian who predicted 9 of the last 10 election results says Democrats shouldn't drop Joe Biden

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  • Died. Now they are using a turtle but he always votes Nadar

    • Estoy muerdo inseido

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  • I was in China once, trying to take a 3hr bus to Zhouzhuang. Instead I bought a ticket for an 8hr bus to Jiaozhuan. Lesson was always write down where you are going.

    • hoping to impress

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  • It's what we used to photograph each other as teens back then. You could buy it anywhere and there was place you could drop off your rolls and pick them up developed an hour later. You didn't even have to leave your car. Girls back then were always doing one half of the heart and getting their friend to do the other.

    Mom jeans were big back then too, as were dirt bikes. Lots of guys were wearing fox gear as Jeremy McGrath was a big motocross star. I could see this entire scene play out the same way back then. You kids are exactly like your parents.

    • hoping to impress

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  • They were. Im sure I got some on film from the 90s and I know it was around earlier.