Blackout @ Blackout @kbin.run

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Yeah the 3rd guy believes the attempted armed insurrection that was televised didn't really happen and wasn't armed. And he wants you believe he is anti trump while also telling you Biden is the worse option for democracy. At the same time his leading donor is a major trump supporter and donor. How is Kennedy a 3rd party and not a GOP plant?

It's the term boomers use when a 2A patriot exercises his rights on school children

That guy would, with a straight face, steal their tips too. Huuuuge piece of shit.

79 Ford Bronco. Massive vehicle. Didn't go fast, sucked gas so it didn't go far either. But it had a 3in thick steel grate on the front so when a deer ran out one day all that happened was it's head got ripped off. Truck was fine after, had to spray out the remains. But for a new driver I felt safe since deer were all over my area.

The one nice thing about working in an office is making friends with coworkers and getting insights on their friend group. You could move somewhere new and the job is a good place to start with it. Now people work from home so that avenue is closed.

The next easiest way is thru your children. They make friends and you naturally become closer to their parents. Unless they are low-functioning autistic and can't make friends. All the parents in that class are exhausted from constant care of their child and your kid has 0 interest in hanging with theirs anyways.

Suddenly you are 40. All your friends from your 20s & 30s have scattered to the winds. You yourself have moved to MCOL state just to stop your rent from taking everything and the only ones looking to make friends are younger and have no interest in older people. You tried everything, going to events alone, joining clubs alone, inviting the people in your boxing class to concerts. Offering to pay for everything. But the constant failure just introverts you further. You stop trying and your hobbies are your friends now. Unfortunately not everything can be like the movies. Sometimes you just lose.

Hold on to your friends tightly everybody.

You could have been our first quad nippled president too, such a shame.

Damn, that much money could pay off most of my bills. Would be nice ☺️

Sounds like someone is going crazy. How many servings of paint chips do you eat a day? Should be sparingly according to the crazy diet pyramid the aliens gave us.

I they didn't need Steve jobs to think for them they wouldn't have bought Apple.

You're right, stupid Americans! They also don't use great words like: Cockwomble Snog Higgledy-piggledy Rumpy pumpy

Bri-ish English is the pinnacle of language if you're a muppet.

Is it ok that I'm in my 80s and a little senile? How about if I was very senile?

Yes because hopefully someone better than me will get them and make a real difference in the world.

Where I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom

Getting leeches on your balls kinda sucks. On one hand you want to rip them off but on the other hand you are lonely and it's been a while since anything's touched them. ¯(ツ)/¯

Klingon sex is great until the knives come out

I go to Belle Isle and release my frustrations at Canada. Helps makes their flowers grow.

Unlike Trump I think our law and order has enough crime already. Could it really handle more? It's already judge Dredd out there if you live in the wrong area.

Oink oink. People who search for food know what's edible if you are desperate enough

Mine just stands on my balls while on my lap and slowly extends his nails. It's his way of telling me it's snack time.