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  • Sofa don't care. Sofa loves you unconditionally JD.

  • Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

  • I'm pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

  • Why is mine tarnishing? Is this even real gold?

  • It's all a lie anyways. Repubs now stan for Russia and authoritarian rulers like they are teen girls at a Taylor Swift concert.

  • I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

  • The things I would buy with a trillion dollar credit limit! Probably a 2nd air fryer.

  • Last Week Tonight: RFK JR

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  • Once you read about him he is pretty much the same thing. Everything was handed to him. He had to ask for nothing. Had absentee parents that allowed the privileged spoiled kid become a privileged spoiled adult. The only redeeming feature was his ability to go sober and the years he did his community service as a lawyer for an environmental firm. Dude abused women, went to Epstein Island, and his interference with vaccines has caused deaths. He will say or do anything to get attention as long as he doesn't have to do the work. Sound familiar?

  • Don't need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

  • I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

  • Last year I was like "camping in summer, I don't need a thick blanket" then winter came for 1 night 🥶

  • Democrats have to do everything perfect to get enough of a coalition to win.

    Republicans can openly be racist, ignorant about the law, trash on veterans/elderly/women, and still are in contention. I think it's the so-called Christians that are lacking morals.

  • All I could find was a jabba the hutt translator:

    "Google, nobody called tuta google. Wompa of doe things like doing do show like yours, do show, u know, u stuka it on fox, but whao u really stuka it sa all over doe pa, they take clips of do show da u're doing right ateema gee je um if mee do do good job, they're gonna vote che je, they're gonna vote che je because soong nopa just on fox, soong on fox sa do smaller part of it. U're on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones u're on, u're all over doe pa. U have do product, u have do grancha product. U have do grancha brand. So u have tah pushee, u have tah pushee, u have tah do things like do show um other shows um google has been ree goola. They've been ree irresponsible um mee have do feeling da google sa gonna be close tah shut down"

  • The article seems to insinuate that he had just as large of a crowd in Atlanta but it was much smaller. They also state that his campaign rallies have been as big as ever but they too have been smaller.

  • Bacteria levels deemed safe. So why aren't they broadcasting the actual levels? Could it be their safety level is over 5x what most of the world considers safe?

  • Nearest grocery store is just a 50min drive

  • I think they just forgot that one on the way to the Capitol