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Blackout @ Blackout @kbin.run
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Cheeky

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  • Uranus is so sexy but I'm more of a Titan man

    • Summer

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  • Are they back in stock at Evil Costco again?

    • Searching for the "most representative" Star Trek episode

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  • Just don't show them "Sub Rosa", there's no nudity at all.

    • hot dog

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  • How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before

    • Help needed choosing a good pair of noise cancelling earphones

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  • The volume is slow but I use the play/pause, next features all the time without issue. I think you need to fix the direction you swipe your finger

    • Rule

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  • You take ketamine because you are a horse about to undergo surgery.

    I don't take ketamine because I'm not a pill popper.

    We are not the same

    • c/unixsocks for more

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  • Steve Jobs would sometimes show up looking like Greta Garbo in Mata Hari. In hindsight it's easy to see the diverting vision between the 2 founders.

    • c/unixsocks for more

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  • Little known fact: Woz would show up to work in the early days of Apple dressed like Bea Arthur.

    • Cruise ship docks at New York City port with 44-foot dead endangered whale caught on its bow

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  • Don't worry, according to the cruise line director the party did not stop for a second and the New Jersey Champagne kept flowing! Bwah-buh-buh-BWAAAAHHHH

    • Birds of a feather

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  • If anaconda is still a metaphor then I gladly will take death

    • What do you do to cheer yourself up ?

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  • This one is great cause everyone's face would light up as you bring in the pizza box. Their glossy eyes fixed upon the revealing of the most perfect food. Suddenly all their smiles turn to tears and frowns as they see you ruined it with the anchovies. Sadness and the stench of nasty fish now fill the room.

    • True quality

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  • I have nothing against warped wood, but when it makes a 45° bend halfway in I grab a different one

    • 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Actual size is supposed to be 1.5

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  • This was pre-job time :) Testing a 3d printed joint with it when I noticed the wood was very undersized.

    • 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Actual size is supposed to be 1.5

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  • That's possible. I just moved from CA to MI 2 years ago. I know they were 1.5 then because I built alot of props and temp walls with it. I was reusing a 3d printed joint I designed to make a garden trellis when I noticed the wood didnt fit like before.

    • 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Actual size is supposed to be 1.5

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  • It's possible they stocked the wrong thing, but it was rung up as Pressure-Treated so maybe they applied the wrong barcode?

    • 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Actual size is supposed to be 1.5

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  • Entire stock as of 5/6/24. I didnt even notice it was smaller than usual, busy trying to find the only-slightly warped boards.

    • Boeing forced to scrub first crewed Starliner launch to the space station

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  • Yeah Lockheed always gets the job done right. Usually a decade late and a trillion dollars over budget but the job gets done!

    • NonCredibleDefense Rule

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  • Yeah but it is theorized that kdot already has nukes, far ahead of when Drake's council of generals predicted he would get them. Drake's only option now would be to close all borders and start up with the god propaganda with his people.

    • U.S. Civil War Reenactors (Rockville, Indiana)

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  • You tell them never fight uphill me boys?

    • Pov: You criticized the first Crusade

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