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Coincidence? Or is IKEA doing some astroturfing to hide bad news?

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  • I fly coach too

    • I never thought of it that way before...

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  • They only existed for a measly 165 million years. Humans on the other hand are burning out in record time.

    • Honk rule

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  • They really do have a sticker for everyone

    • Folks, what is your favorite kind of soda?

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  • I like the staticky flavors of La Croix but Waterloo Grape is the best.

    • Lemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct payments

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  • You even get the homeless guy watching porn here.

    • euphoric recall

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  • That 2001 nostalgia tho

    • Biden visits American cemetery in France that Trump skipped

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  • If I remember correctly it sprinkled for 10 minutes that morning and he was worried his face would run

    • Swimmer Trying to Make Olympic History Is Left Off the U.S. Team

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  • I'm 45. Been training for years in boxing. All the time a fresh 20-something shows up and just on stamina alone surpasses me within months. I just can't train as much or as hard as they do, plus I'm not as quick and I get injuries more often.

    • Nvidia is now worth $102M per employee

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  • Layoffs imminent

    • Flexible Display

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  • There is a massive ribbon cable coming out the bottom. He could have contracted a few samples from an OLED manufacturer or it's a component to a commercial product not available for sale.

    • Elon Musk has been getting Trumpier. A direct line to Trump may be next | CNN Business

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  • Rich white men and racism. Can you name me a better pair?

    • Eating your veggies

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  • I ate mine for China. Later I married one of those hungry Chinese children (now an adult) that I had eaten steamed broccoli for and she's still hungry. I think it's a genetic thing?

    • Unusual problems need unusual solutions

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  • Stick a ladder under it with a "Free Firewood" sign.

    • President Joe Biden says he will not pardon his son Hunter Biden if he's convicted on gun-related charges

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  • Donald Trump announced shortly after that he too would never pardon his son Eric. He was quoted as saying "I never liked that kid."

    • We’ve just had a year in which every month was a record-setter

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  • We're #1!

    • Now with 100% extra stick!

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  • It's funny cause I have similar popsicles with extremely long sticks, but normal sickle. Glad mine are at least half boneless.

    • The life and death of E3. The story of the world's most chaotic trade show, told by the people who were there

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  • Yeah, he invited me there, said he got me a ticket. What he actually had for me was a toolbelt, high biz vest and a hardhat. He used to work as an electrician for these events. So we walk in and store our things. In the evening the big publishers would hold private parties. We did the same routine to get into Sony's. It was the mid 2000s and we ended up doing this for multiple events before disbanding :)

    • The life and death of E3. The story of the world's most chaotic trade show, told by the people who were there

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  • E3 taught me a lot about how to sneak into paid conventions and invite-only after parties. Had just moved to LA and a new friend brought me along and taught me the ways.

    • Calves are almost always separated from their mothers rule

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  • You know that scene in mad Max fury road where women are pumped for their breast milk? Turns out we've been doing the same thing to cows for a while.

    • architectural anatomy rule

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