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  • One of the films (Thunderball maybe) starts with him raping a nurse.

  • The anti-nuclear weapon shield we all agreed not to develop because it nullifies the nuclear deterrent, and makes nuclear war inevitable?

    That shield?

  • "As you can see from these logs, my son viewed ChixWithDix_69 three times on Tuesday, once on Wednesday and two more times on Thursday, and I can see from my smart home lightbulb logs from the bathroom that he viewed them to completion."

  • I don't know how Randy manages it.

    There's so much competition these days, yet somehow his crack team of developers manage to keep him at number one in the list of "Biggest Cunts in Gaming".

    It's honestly impressive. I had no intention of buying this because I think his games are all wank, but fuck him anyway.

  • I've had packages delivered to my bin before now. Without telling me.

  • I never even signed up for Twitter.

    The modern internet makes me want to live in a cave and grow moss.

  • I've seen what chemo does to young, healthy people. Joe ain't that.

  • Why invest in reservoirs and sewage systems, when you can just tell people not to use hosepipes, pump shit into the rivers and raise prices so you can pass it all on to shareholders?

    Set stringent standards, enforce them with zero tolerance, failures will be renationalised without compensation.

  • Don't worry. The papers are already on it, in their bid to put Farage in power.

    The Brexit faithful will never stop believing and inventing new reasons it failed. Wrong type of Brexit. What Brexit did they want? Vera Lynn singing on the cliffs of Dover. Dying old men smoking in pubs. No muzzies. A flashback to a childhood without all the grotty bits they'd forgotten.

  • Man, remember when people used to break into offices to steal the RAM?

    My work experience in around 1995 was spent at a local computer firm.

    At one point a group of men in balaclavas showed up, the boss stopped playing Doom long enough to cover the security camera and hand over a bunch of crumpled banknotes, and I was handed this pile of SIMMs to put in a test rig to make sure they were OK to sell.

    I also had to straighten the pins on used/stolen 486 CPUs, and pretty sure at one point was taken to break into a warehouse. There was certainly nobody else in the whole building, and we loaded the van with a bunch of cheap looking boxes before taking them back to HQ.

    The boss was also banging a girl in my class, which in later years I learned makes him a paedo. Times sure were simpler in 1995.

  • Yeah, but who can afford one of those?

    Bombs to blow up brown kids won't just buy themselves you know.

  • Yeah, this is also true. Global supply chains are unfathomably large.

    And really, Walmart aren't really doing a lot themselves. All those Walmart branded products are made by a third party, just like the regular branded stuff.

    If the amount goes up on Walmart's supplier invoice, the amount goes up on the shelf. High volumes and thin margins means there's no wiggle room to "eat" anything.

    Their only two options are to stop stocking a product, or to pay and charge more.

  • If the stuff comes from a place where tariffs have been applied, the price should go up.

    If it's modified corn gloop from Kentucky, the price should not go up.

    So which prices are going up?

  • Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it's people at 4am changed that.

    Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.

  • Well that's nice of them.

    Maybe they were concerned there wouldn't be anyone left to bomb.

  • PFOA was banned 10 years ago in the US and 20 years ago in the UK.

    Any evidence that PFTE is harmful to that level?

  • YSK that Teflon pans don't need any seasoning and are still non-stick.

    What's with all the tinfoil-hattery on this site about teflon?

  • aided in efforts to locate and rescue Israeli hostages

    Not the best advert for MS's AI products, is it?

  • A beans doughnut looks mint, ngl. I'd expect to see it in Gregg's.