Blackmist @ Blackmist @feddit.uk

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Hey, Simpson. Your weenus is showing!

I think they just forgot the lessons from the earlier movies. They had action but there was a lot of build up so it meant something.

Now you're just straight into a boring fight scene with no stakes. And somehow the bigger the stakes the less there are because you know they can't fail.

And now even the rare consequences can be undone through time travel and multiverse bullshit.

Aquaman too.

Dudes are out there celebrating some aggressively average movies.

Watch us make Skynet and have it go rogue because we trained it on the Terminator movies.

On GamePass though, isn't it? Only people actually buying would be on PS5 and the neversub gang.

Having kept up with the new ones myself, I can only recommend you don't.

I'd wager they could cut a lot of cruft from a handheld gaming device specific version of Windows.

I bet Antimalware Service Executable is still randomly springing it's way to the top of task manager in this build. All sorts of crap that just doesn't need to be running. On my PC right now I can see Service Host: DNS Client at 1-4% all the fucking time. Random driver update checks that run in fucking Electron for some godforsaken reason. That kind of shit.

Probably this. Especially on low end hardware that doesn't really have a lot of background resources to give.

Just open task manager and see all the shit windows thinks is essential to run all the time. Scanning the drive for viruses, downloading updates for shit you've never even looked at...

Now make it so they have to tell you the charges in the app through a message sent direct to your phone, so you don't have to get out and squint at a tiny sign.

e.g. You have entered Customer Car Park. 90 minutes of parking is free, then a fine of £60 will be issued.

Always give time (say 10 mins) to read the conditions and exit if you refuse them.

If ANPR systems are going to take all the fun out of life, we might as well get the benefits it could provide, rather than getting mystery envelopes with random fines because of piss-poor signage.

If they don't sign up to it, make it so they can't fine anyone or query the DVLA for vehicle details.

Obligatory Mitchell and Webb farming sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

It's because Donald can't envisage the supply chain for anything more complex than a Trump flag or a MAGA hat.

In his mind, housewives can be knocking iPhones out in Bumfuck, Mississippi.

Any non-car related spending is a "war on motorists".

Seemingly half the country think that millionaire man-of-the-people Nigel Farage will be the one to lead us to the sunlit uplands, and the only position he's never flip-flopped on is bringing back smoking in pubs.

We are doomed.

If your game requires a server for single player content, I ain't buying it.

I'm not paying full price and getting a rental.

It had to be photoshopped because who the fuck eats peas with pie and chips?

Mushy peas, maybe.

The UK can barely get high speed rail going to Birmingham where they've already got tracks. The rest of HS2 got cancelled.

I don't see how the same thing under the sea would ever get done.

Plus trains here are more expensive than planes for no reason whatsoever other than greed.

Because of course it's Ryanair.

Oh, you want a seat? That's an extra £50. Each. Both ways. Go fuck yourselves.

The EU needs to regulate the fuck out of that shitbag company.

Where BeOS?

I can't wait to see a man run 100 meters in 8 seconds before his heart explodes on the finish line.

So saving a page.