Bizarroland @ Bizarroland @kbin.social

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Ask them what is the best way to get rich over the next few years. (If nothing else, then tomorrow's lottery numbers)

Ask them what the greatest invention of their last 50 years was and get a sample and a printout of the patents and as many patents as samples for batteries and processors and communication devices as I can get my hands on.

I would ask them to get me a 2074 laptop, with a Linux install & full source code, a kiwix copy of Wikipedia 2074, and if they have time and space some copies of some of the best music and movies of the next 50 years.

I heard that Jared's is now doing a walk-in peritoneal pull through vaginoplasty in order to stay competitive with Claire's

I chose to be the change that I wanted to see in the world

Always remember to lube your bagels

Nah, I stole the images and chopped them up in gimp

Just tell me your username and password and I'll tell you if you've been hacked

As an alternative to what everyone else is saying, a multi terabyte external drive has become very inexpensive lately.

If you look around I'm sure that you can find a good deal to vastly expand your storage without spending a lot of money.

7 shot, with a septagram carved on the barrel

I admit I stopped at about book five, but I don't remember Harry ever using a gun.

They were neighbors!

I've already dumped my esxi servers and am using proxmox and hyper-vm instead.

That's one less customer for them.

I got some knockoff Invisalign from smile direct club, I wouldn't recommend them because they're undergoing a chapter 13 realignment or something but before 1850 bucks they did the job.

I have a much better smile, I don't hide half of my teeth when I'm smiling, honestly it was one of the better decisions I've made.

I'm sure there's some other company out there that can do just as good of a job, but ask your doctor if you're a good candidate for Invisalign and if you are then go for it.

Stuck in your confines, chewing it over...
Whatever I say is a lie,
Stop staring

I've used my 3090 with Nvidia super resolution just watching old shit I downloaded back in the LimeWire days that for some reason I was still holding on to and the result is not perfect but it is pretty decent.

For instance I had a copy of chobits that was probably in hell 240i resolution or something, and with Nvidia super resolution it looks only vaguely indistinguishable from the 720p stuff you can stream online.

Of course, when you use Nvidia super resolution with the 720p stuff it looks stellar, so higher resolution by default wins over AI up resolution but it works in a pinch

Unification.

That's the main lacking puzzle piece on both sides.

If the left were unified there wouldn't be a republican in politics.

If the right were unified, you wouldn't have jackasses running their mouth at every opportunity just to get a news blurb generated about themselves.

The old adage about United we stand, divided we fall? Technically, our divisions are the only thing keeping us up right now.

If we ever come together it will end in nuclear hellfire

I still remember in the sequel to The first Mage: The Ascension ttrgp book that the Ascension war was fought and ultimately came to a stalemate because when the average person was given the opportunity to Ascend and be giving God like powers to rewrite the world to their own whims they chose to watch TV instead.

Rat out your neighbors to the police.

Well, since the police would be on it like maybe the national guard?

I don't know, just be prepared to cap somebody in the name of equality.

Is the word "slams" appropriate in this context?

This is not fucking WWE hell in a cell, this is them fining them for breaking the law.

A slam would be the "value of the company", not a small percentage of the money they made off of breaking the law.

You can fine Amazon $130 million.

To "slam" Amazon you got to hit them with 130 billion dollars

I enjoy Linux, I'm even suse certified for what that's worth, but even I have to admit that there is a difference between a computer that will turn on and compute with Linux and a computer that has all of the correct drivers and works correctly in Linux.

Okay, I will pay you $100 for every 200 dollars you pick up out of this infinite pile and turn into $100 bills.

Now it won't drive me insane at all, and you can get as rich as you want to be.