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👍Maximum Derek👍
👍Maximum Derek👍 @ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de
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  • We should have seen this coming when he named the roadster he shot into space the Apartheid Won One.

  • Hi. My actual real name is Inigo Montoya and my address is you killed my father, prepare to die.

  • Don't forget the Futurama gut worms. I'm not sure it they go before or after The Media.

  • All cereal grains are varieties of grass. So maybe it's grass flavor.

  • I know this isn't the point of your question, but in many states recreational land gets its own zoning classification. An the value of recreational lots is much more situational than other types - often worth less than other zoning because its harder to sell.

  • This is one of my favorite jokes in the whole series. And I'm now realizing why I like this similar Chris and Jack (and Dante Brasco) sketch so much.

  • This year the easter bunny is getting mugged for their eggs.

  • I just rub my noodles with a tide stick.

    I wonder if that's a brand new sentence.

  • I've got a notebook I use to doodle cad designs and record measurements. I am constantly temped to put in a page of gibberish just in case I become the next Da Vinci, so generations of people will waste their time tying to decipher it.

  • Good advice, thank you.

  • I've thought I need to get myself one of those big mouse mats so my cat doesn't have to lay on the cold desk when he comes to visit me at work.

  • A bean and a void to enjoy in Saddam's spider hole while not pooping for 3 days.

    Tis a silly place

  • Yup, a pi is enough for me.

    Well... 5 Pis and an ancient NUC running proxmox are enough for me. And a DS920+... and an old laptop running docker are enough for me.

  • I've played enough D&D to know an imp when I see one.

  • Hey, I had to take 3 terms of calculus...

    ... twice.

  • I'm pretty sure the N64 controller was designed just for this cart.

  • You're all set for the next time the void pics take over the site.

  • I care, in so much as I want to know what weakness I can exploit.