I'm gonna be honest... the nihilism is a bit strong this year. I'm having a hard time seeing any path towards a better situation by this time next year.
DDLC fucked with me hard core... first time I played it and got to "that" part, I cold killed my pc and sat in the shower in the fetal position until I ran out of hot water.
Teach him to use it and send him down the path of one of the most frustrating career paths in existence...
Developer: Hey, I think the network is broken
Network Engineer: Okay, lemme check 30 seconds later nope, looking good, what's up?
Developer: There's a network issue, I ran this new code and lost everything.
NE: That's... not really how the network works...
Dev: I'm a Developer, I know how the network works.
NE: Really...? Do you know how servers work?
Dev: Yes, of course. ..
NE: Then why didn't you look that your code crashed the VM you were using and you need to restart it...
Dev: ...so it was a network issue?
NE: ...
Dev: to other Devs Hey guys, don't worry, it was a network issue, but I got them to do their job for once and fix it.
NE: resumes recreational liver destruction