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  • Your dead body will make us think that.

    You're going to start changing your tyre. Bigfoot is going to stop by and offer help. You're going to rudely tell Bigfoot to get lost. Bigfoot will get upset at you for the hostility. Weeks later someone will find your mangled body underneath your car. People will assume you made a mistake changing the tyre and then wildlife picked at your dead body.

    You will go down in history as failing to change a tyre, all because you wanted to be rude.

  • Facebook is the only company with a server at both the North and South Poles. That gives them the liberty to have longer months due to time dilation, which lets them "technically" inflate their numbers.

    /s

  • After a long fought battle against the tree people using fire and ice by the humans, which resulted in many self inflicted war casualties for the humans, the tree people have once again started to grow at a rapid pace. Projections using this current rate of growth say the tree people will take over the earth in 273 days.