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  • If you carry a piece of grit 120 and a dual barrel tube of clear epoxy, you can make your Tesla really stand out for a long time.

    If you have epoxy left over you can fix your squeaky doors by applying as much glue as you have along the door. That way the door will stop squeaking on account of it not being used as much.

  • When Corb Lund sang it, I'll bet it just sounded cool.

    When the oil stops, everything stops, nothing left in the fountain
    Nobody wants paper money, son, so you just well stop countin'
    Can you break the horse? Can you light the fire
    What's that, I beg your pardon?
    I think I see a rip in the social fabric; brother can you passthe ammo

  • That's weird, a physicist that deals with the empirical world, how does the rest of your tribe feel about you? I promise you we can treat you better in engineering, but the initiation might be a little hard for you. It includes a lot of chanting "pi is 3", "what good is science if you don't apply it", and "that's a weird parameter, I'll just try setting it to one"

    If you want to code like MATLAB but keep the leather elbow patched sports jacket and cozy office, maybe try getting plastered and code Visual Basic, it has the same feeling to it.

  • On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

    Charles Babbage

  • It's kinda sad to see your big brother go down like this. We fought together for the last 100 years, and now he's a shivering meth head.

    Don't worry, we'll deal with Putin, and then we can deal with your problems before China tries to pull a fast one.

  • @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone said

    I can't wait for Trump to die

    DANGER Will Robinson! we can't threaten people here, not even oompaloompas.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm not a great shot, but at 130m firing from a prone position I would have made that shot 9 times out of 10. Heck, I had my family on the range firing a diemaco c7 (the colt Canada ar15) as part of a family appreciation day in my home guard company. They hadn't shot more than an air rifle before, and after about three rounds each they shot killing shots at a silhuet at 200m.

    How that guy could miss is beyond me. Almost like it was intentional.

  • And sun glasses, don't forget the aviators.

    While Mr "I can't code without a garbage collector" is still putting on his backplate of "oh no pointers are bad" and a duck typed full face helmet, to ride his interpreted moped, the big boys, Mr C-ool and Mr ASSembly, are already downing grain alcohol at the finish line.

    But then again I really don't like to step out of my embedded RTOS bubble. It really depends on what you want to accomplish and how complicated your system is.

  • I would

    What, like droit du seigneur? In Denmark it caused a lot of debacle, when people receiving Danish citizenship, had to shake hands with the local mayor during the ceremony. But I do reckon that having to fuck the mayor to get citizenship, would be too much for even the most right wing ... nuts