BigDanishGuy @ BigDanishGuy @sh.itjust.works

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The republicans tried, but you can't become president if you were born a South African

Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting...

You'd also be accusing money faster than Rockefeller.

It was the 20 dollar bill that killed the butler, with a candelabra in the hall!

• Put in washed up celebrities' birthdays "David Hasselhoff's b-day".
• Include random bad album release anniversaries. "18 year release anniversary of Kid Rock - Live Trucker".

Make sure they're correct though, shitty boss is bound to share your love for kid rock and the hoff.

So not the coworker who heats fish in the break room microwave? They're not rich nor Russian ... at least I don't think so. I better be safe and just do it.

He'll paint the building red white and blue, rename it Magadonalds,

I'm not saying that won't happen, but it would be a colossal fuck up. McDonald's owns most of the buildings and leases them out to franchisees. https://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/mcdonalds-beyond-the-burger/

Sorry, I removed what seemed like a rather long tracking ID, but apparently you can't load the page without it. Anyway I've updated the link for anyone else who'd like to know what we do with your car in Denmark if you speed.

I don't know what the other countries will do, but Danish police will auction off the car ... and throw you in jail as well as taking your license and fining you 2000€.

"What if the car isn't mine? What if it's leased or borrowed?" I hear you ask. If it's not your car, then you owe someone a car, because the police just sold the one you went more than 200km/h in, and the government kept the money.

Don't believe me? Check out this guy who had his Lamborghini for less than a day (in Danish, use your preferred translation service) https://www.boosted.dk/koerte-228-km-t-i-danmark-nu-skal-hans-lamborghini-paa-auktion/

Was this a review of Trump's first day on work release at McDonald's?

As in "go kill yourself, but in a nice pleasant way"

It was a closed restaurant? So that's why.

I was wondering why McD HQ hadn't thrown a fit when AgentOrange got to serve actual people actual food in an actual McDonald's. I mean the rumors about his personal hygiene would indicate that the restaurant didn't live up to the McDonald's hygienic standards.

You can say what you want about their food, but the hygiene at McDonald's is impeccable 9.9 times out of 10. So having an unwashed civilian, without training, serving innocent civilians just seemed strange.

And orange is a Chinese apple

If there is no punishment, why would you be afraid to be caught?

I think the idea is that the thing that stops you in the moment is "I likely won't get away with it" more than "if they catch me there'll be hell to pay ... but only if".

I mean you're (as in the informal general usage of "you", not as the second person pronoun) not going to pull out your phone while driving, if you're next to a cop. But if there's no one around that even looks like an undercover traffic cop?

Human brains are bad at thinking in long term consequences, but immediate consequences? Those we understand.

But should we even punish?

I don't mean to troll, so let me explain. Why do we punish? I think it's two fold, we punish to deter crimes and we punish to exact revenge. But the fear of punishment doesn't deter crime https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/five-things-about-deterrence and that leaves revenge as the only both intended and actual outcome of punishment.

Is the current costs of running a complicated criminal justice system really worth it, if all we get from it is revenge? Does revenge make society better? I don't think so.

I'm not advocating for anarchy either. There should be consequences for criminals. I'm just not sure what the consequences should be, but punishment is ineffective. I get that we have personal responsibility, and free will. And I'm not trying to excuse criminals, I'm just saying that punishment doesn't work.

If my bank accepted vomit as mortgage payments, they could smack my ass and call me bulimic, I don't care what y'all do with my vomit, let's talk about pool house options and a second car.

I'd be cool with creaming their coffee twice a week if it meant I got my house for no money.

Of course, that's a Skoda. The elastic band probably snapped.

I don't know about 270, but I may have second knowledge suggesting that a sprinter can get an average of 160 across Denmark if it's Friday evening and we're playing Sweden in men's football.

Also he's doing 270 going into a stretch limited to 120. IDK what German traffic laws are like, but the image I have of Germany is that you guys have even harsher punishments than us in Denmark. If you did 270 in a 120 in DK, you'd get a 2000€ fine (15000DKK), as well losing both your license and your car. You might even get jail time.

What's even worse is that as a foreigner (maybe not a Schengen citizen, but definitely Americans) we don't trust you to pay the fine, so you'd be detained until you get the money. I've seen policeshows where foreigners are even driven to ATMs, and it seems a bit like extortion.

Not if you're using a bridge.