BenFranklinsDick @ BenFranklinsDick @lemmy.world

Most prolific penis of the founding fathers

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My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She'd call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven't heard from her since.

Pen Pen and Ms. Frizzle would get along well.

Pablo Sanchez was fucking juicing as a child and you can't prove me wrong. Motherfucker was sending balls into orbit.

Gallavants legit feels like a propaganda film about NOT following your dreams and that the nail that sticks out gets the hammer.

My grandma tried to gaslight me into thinking it was my favorite movie as a kid, but I always hated it.

Came here for this

Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.

I would shake Rich Evan's dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.

Dangerously based

Happy Chaos main spotted

Great writeup man.

Thank FUCK Happy Chaos didn't win again.

Don't believe those numbers for one fucking second.

They are charging $11,500 to get access to their conjob "gamer statistics"

They really are the best in the business, but you can't divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.

It's a tough pill to swallow.

PBF still coming out with bangers is always a pleasant surprise.

2024 baby!

I would shake that man's dick for him if he asked.

Girl is crazy and you're telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.

I'm okay with this

He's leaving out a key element in the process here.

King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.

Sour grapes