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BeigeAgenda
BeigeAgenda @ BeigeAgenda @lemmy.ca
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  • Yep, first thing that comes to mind is that header only classes need to use inline functions.

    • C++ oop in a nutshell

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    • Reddit prices IPO at $34 per share, sources say

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  • Do you accept NFT's?

    • Reddit prices IPO at $34 per share, sources say

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  • You may have to sell earlier, could be it only tops at $13.37

    • Teacher who resigned after her OnlyFans page was discovered says new employer fired her for violating social media policy

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  • Next morning in class:

    Billy you get full marks today, your dad gave a generous tip last night.

    • dems the fact jack

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  • I hate what Twitter has become, but it keeps the muskrat busy tweeting nonsense, and it costs him a lot of money and time.

    • Liking an OS isn't a personality trait ❌

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  • What about liking an editor or shell, they must be personality traits!

    • Paying your rent: it's that easy

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  • Use it to your advantage, make them pay you to keep your clothes on.

    I need more donations or the tie goes!

    • But this... does put a smile on my face

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  • So it was too good to be true? One tell is that they wrote: Check out xxx.onion that points to my laptop.

    • Are gun designs open source?

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  • Next video: If you support open source you must also support goose-step.

    • when this happens

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  • That explains a lot! Everyone has their own gender-phase diagram.

    • "Women of Distinction" award named for Ruth Bader Ginsberg goes to Elon Musk, Rupert Murdoch, Sly Stallone

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  • Did they stumble upon the Space Karen picture and thought what an upstanding woman!

    • Hunger

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  • Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

    And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

    • I thought there was no way I could hate a Cybertruck more...

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  • The more you look the uglier it gets.

    • As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

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  • Bit Banger

    or A,B,C,G

    • brilliant as silver

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  • He just published a few videos, with more about the Chicken Hole Base

    • Microsoft waited 6 months to patch actively exploited admin-to-kernel vulnerability

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  • Probably business as usual, NSA just needed a little more time to finish a job.

    • Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.

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  • Then you open the core file with GDB and hope the stack is not smashed.

    • Never-before-seen Linux malware gets installed using 1-day exploits

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  • Arch! Too much work, then I have to invest in long socks and shave my legs.

    • Bologna cup

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  • Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.