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BeatTakeshi
BeatTakeshi @ BeatTakeshi @lemmy.world
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show...

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  • Badge of honor 🫡

    • 0mg

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  • Trust me I'm a docter

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • "I know Kung-fu"

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • What could go wrong? Well just watch Black mirror

    • Trump-backing Muslim voters finally realize they 'made a big mistake': expert

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  • Most muslims I know saw right through the bullshit, but it seems there is a growing dumb fringe in all communities. Two were very vocal about Biden but ultimately supported Kamala as (in their view) the obvious lesser evil. That even one would vote for the guy who put a ban on Muslims in his first term will always baffle me as the most stupid shit I've ever witnessed
    Edit the n+1th most stupid after the nth things diaper don does

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  • I had the option but it drove me nuts

    • Last photo of 2pac ever taken

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  • Last photo yet not the last shot

    • I work in quality control at a scissors company

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  • I heard they hire only the sharpest

    • Before crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.

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  • Pry-opened

    • Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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  • Voilà

    • It's too good tuba true

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  • Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

    • Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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  • I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?

    • Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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  • What do you think the rotating plate is made of?

    • How are the prices of eggs impacting your life?

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  • I scramble to make eggs meet

    • What is your favorite pen brand?

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  • I bought myself this beauty a year ago, metal body and refillable

    • Shock as German conservatives open door to cooperation with far-right

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  • Indeed it is more mental than physical. It requires concentration

    • Give undocumented immigrants...documents.

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  • Given how the US is detaching itself from the concepts of truth or facts or rules, why not. "Hey is your ID fake"? "Fuck you police officer". "My bad, have a nice day sir"

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  • In the current state of the world you can't blame him/her. He's just describing enshittification which is the norm in social media

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  • Is there a repo to get the official app on F-droid? Or is it play store only? (And why)

    • You could probably get electrical energy that is needed to run a gym (lights, accountant pc, vending machine) if you just install generators in all of this gym's exercise equipment

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  • Damn Marty!