BeatTakeshi @ BeatTakeshi @lemmy.world

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I never get up without snoozing at least once, even if I'm already awake

But isn't that another kind of virus the dark maga will eradicate?

I tried it for a while, but I also use a VPN and you can't set both

How many people actually need them though? You are one individual making your case, there are millions on the roads.

I once moved a small fridge in my Honda civic

If pickups and other monstrosities were limited to people that can prove they need it, or even just to professionals, we wouldn't need the stupid paradoxical concept of an EV pickup. Like "oh my flame thrower that I use to light birthday candles runs on biofuel, so we're good"

Regressists should be a word. Maybe dumbfuck already encapsulates the idea. "I miss measles"

In the sand the guppies sleeping

I always wondered What if all dinosaurs were big furry balls with large ears...

So you say both then?

For Trump justice is indeed ike playing Uno

"When we had asbestos there was less autism. Big pharma teamed up with big construction to screw us up"

Any guess to what word the band Cake refers to in this song? It has bothered me for quite some time
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=iQeYLTEd2Ig&t=163

For now. I figured we ought to start somewhere, and now is probably the best time after yesterday

Eye for an eye dumbass? Fire with fire dickhead? Please note I usually don't curse but wished to illustrate my point.

I'm not a huge fan of Tom Cruise and also never watched the MI franchise, but otherwise he knows how to pick good scripts... Last Samurai, Vanilla Sky, Tropic Thunder, Minority Report, Top Gun, Rain man, Edge of Tomorrow, The Firm. There are still a bunch I never saw so there may be some rotten tomatoes in the basket

Fart De Wever spewing shit again?

This administration is a bunch of eggocentrics

Hey American gov: fuck off

I don't want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I'm sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (..... The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that's all you hadda say!

(My favourite dialogue in all movies... Second is Agent Smith's monologue to Morpheus)

I'm the stablest, geniusest potus the world has even seen. When does the Mt Rushmore amendment start that's all I want to know