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BeatTakeshi
BeatTakeshi @ BeatTakeshi @lemmy.world
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Funny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads

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  • Can't be both? Ladbrokes is also an anagram of rad blokes but is it funny?

    • If the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th????

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  • The Olympics you know are in fact Summer Olympics. Guess what there's winter Olympics. Probably 29th Feb is a bit late to catch enough good snow

    • Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?"

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  • What matters is the loaf. Use the upper cut

    • Israeli soldiers raid, order closure of Al Jazeera office in Ramallah

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    • Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrants

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  • "But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"

    • Trump brought a 9/11 conspiracy theorist to a 9/11 memorial event

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  • Also she is a dick

    • “Concepts of a plan”: Trump roasted for having no clue what he’s doing

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  • It will be the best audit, like you've never seen before. Probably the best audit in the world.

    • Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

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  • Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves

    • He's just loafing

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  • He's missing on some delicious buns though

    • If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

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  • When buying toilets, people should be able to test the flush in the shop

    • Right-wing influencers were duped to work for covert Russian influence operation, US says

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  • I'm sure at least some of them truly believed they were worth more than shit

    • Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

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  • +1up

    • US conservative influencers say they are ‘victims’ of Russian disinformation campaign

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  • Now that I would subscribe

    • Truth Social Hits All-Time Low as CEO Sells His Crashing Stock

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  • TBH that's one thing I don't blame him for. The real losers and suckers are his base willing to give him money, and he thinks as much of them for certain.

    • Musk's Starlink backtracks and says it will comply with judge's order to block X in Brazil

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  • Hey happy Lemmy bday! Nice little cake!

    • Can you draw Vin Diesel from memory (and post the result in the thread)?

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  • Where d'you get that paper bloc?

    • Can you draw Vin Diesel from memory (and post the result in the thread)?

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  • The Vin Diesel you want is in this car

    • What's a long-standing mystery that still preoccupies you?

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  • Hiccups

    • What's the one music album you would take on a desert island?

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  • Ah that would be my second

    • What is the (subjectively) weirdest word in the English language?

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