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Marla Maples watching her stepdaughter give her husband a lap dance (1996) #SaveTheChildren

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  • Trump in the blue suit with the grindy lass in his lap.

    • Meet my new puppy: Ass!

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  • Tofu

    • The future is here

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  • Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you'll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

    • Mortal combat

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    • Parental standards.

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  • Speaking of which, try reading that comment again because, to me, it seems they are implying that veganism is the gross thing. Basic reading comprehension.

    • High levels of weedkiller (glyphosate/e.g. Roundup) found in more than half of sperm samples, study finds

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  • Be right back. Gotta go dump some toxins real quick.

    • Australia’s richest woman seeks removal of her portrait from exhibition

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  • Yeah, I was going to say I'm not Australian, so I'm not super familiar with her, but from what I do know of her, this portrait seems fitting.

    • Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms

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  • Oh no! Better hope you have never deployed it successfully, or you'll now lose all you have gained through it.

    • Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms

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  • Did somebody call me?

    • Hearing is be-leafing: Students invent quieter leaf blower

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  • Most gas-powered leaf blowers use two-cycle engines, which produce hundreds of times more hazardous pollutants and fine particulates than cars. Leaf blowers overtook automobiles as the number one source of air pollution in California during 2020.

    • Russia finds vast oil and gas reserves in British Antarctic territory

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  • Screw the planet, just think of all the profit. ~ Oil exes probably

    • Stay on the designated path

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  • Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

    • Why do men call their father their "old man", but their "old lady" is their wife?

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  • Flushing a toilet, yes, as far as I'm aware, any toilet, regardless of the design, creates an aerosolized mist containing small particles of fecal matter. So, every time you flush a toilet with the lid open, you are covering your bathroom and everything in it in a microscopic layer of shit... enjoy brushing your teeth later.

    • Republicans Flock to Trump’s Trial, Risking Control of the House Floor

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  • He didn't even have to pay for it this time.

    • Nearly all major car companies are sabotaging EV transition, and Japan is worst, study finds

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  • Toyota may be cranky about EV's beating out hydrogen, but they're the company claiming to have invented some new solid state battery that has an 800 mile range and can charge 80% in ten minutes on a fast charger, which would be huge for the EV market.

    • Nearly all major car companies are sabotaging EV transition, and Japan is worst, study finds

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  • I remember an early Saturn EV that was never sold, only leased so GM could maintain ownership of them. Even with a limited range, the drivers all loved them for commuting and running errands, and many tried to purchase them outright, which GM refused. Eventually, GM issued a mandatory recall for all the Saturn EVs, mothballed the project, and then they released the Hummer... made me sick even at the time.

    • Indian prison demands 50,000 rupees to release Myanmar refugees imprisoned for illegal entry at end of sentences

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  • So was I.

    • Indian prison demands 50,000 rupees to release Myanmar refugees imprisoned for illegal entry at end of sentences

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  • Rupees is simply the name of the currency. The different colors represent differences in value. So a green rupee is worth one, whereas a blue rupee is worth five, a red worth twenty, purple worth 50, and gold worth 200.

    Since they're demanding a 50,000 rupee ransom, I'd imagine you could pay with 50k green rupees, 10k blue rupees, 2,500 red rupees, 1,000 purple rupees, or 250 gold rupees... or just convert to USD and send them the $598.99 they want.

    • RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain: Report

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  • I don't think they ever said one way or the other. I just remember H̶e̶r̶m̶e̶s̶ Farnsworth says something like, "The poor little guy starved to death."

    Edit: made a correction

    • I am taking Stick

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  • I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.