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BananaPeal
BananaPeal @ BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works
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Rage For The Machine

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  • We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

    • Ruin a Band Name

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  • Lady Maga sounds like a nickname that The Daily Show would come up with for Lauren Boebert if she started singing.

    • the mic had beef with Mark

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  • Mic holder, probably: "How do you like it?"

    • Impulse buys are bad, we all know, but what was an impulse buy that proven to be a really good decision to you?

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  • Bought a Hyper X headset when I was drunk one time. Solid purchase, still have it 8 years later. Only stopped using it because I wanted wireless.

    • Does this have a word?

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  • IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

    • there is no going back...

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  • Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

    • "I'm doing good. Everything is fine."

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  • I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

    • I don't understand referring to sex as "screwing"

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  • You don't use any rotation? Next you're going to tell me that spinners aren't supposed to be spun.

    • Make me cry

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  • We are currently further from the release of the song "1989" than the release was from actual 1989.

    • The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup

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  • Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

    • I bought my son this fancy perfume he really wanted and it honestly just smells like soap

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  • What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

    • What holidays do you actually celebrate that most people would never have known people celebrate?

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  • I've always thought about celebrating Arbor Day like that episode of Raising Hope. Yes, it's primarily so I can talk about Poppa Woody.

    • Cutting the product

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  • I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? "Dad, please don't buy those again. Dyno Bites are better." I was flabbergasted.

    Then again, they don't see cereal ads, don't know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

    • Sounds about right.

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  • Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

    • You guys scoping out any good deals?

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  • My 9 year old has been obsessed with Spore YouTube videos lately and he asked for it for Christmas. Picked it up for $2 and he has been constantly talking about his species and the plans he has. Best bang for my buck Christmas present ever.

    • What advice have you heard or tried that was just flat-out wrong?

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  • Whoops!

    • What advice have you heard or tried that was just flat-out wrong?

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  • From what I understand, some mental health meds take a couple weeks to see results.

    Reading comprehension FAIL!

    • What's the highest score you got in a game?

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  • I once got 29 in cribbage, then it was mostly 19s the rest of the game.

    • Cotylorhynchus, a genus of late Permian synapsids. It's herbivorous and it's huge gut was possibly necessary to digest the nutrient-poor plant life it fed on.

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  • I can picture it now. An Ice Age movie where Sid, Manny, and Diego are hanging around a bar and this chonky boy shows up out of nowhere and makes an outrageous claim. Queue "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" music.

    • What are some dating mistakes you often see when people try seeking a partner?

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  • It's sad to see people who want a bad boy/girl and just end up in a toxic relationship. It's possible to find someone who is badass AND willing to treat you with respect, but they are not common. It takes way too long for people to realize that the gentler person is going to lead to a better relationship in the long run.