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  • The real shitpost was the friends we made along the way 😌

  • Ahahahahahahaha I saw that one

  • OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE "HAM SANDWICH RACE" IS WANING."

    OFFSHOOTS OF THE SEMENESE PEOPLE INVENTED DISCO WHILE HAVING SEX UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE. IT IS A SHAME UPON MY RACE - BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE

  • Dude the devil doesn't need an advocate and you're making everyone here uncomfortable by being so damn obtuse, and to what end? Does this give you dopamine or something because there are far better ways to get that.

  • Fucked up beliefs that are rooted in fear of losing what little they have. The class war affects them as much as us, and the more people who realize it, the more well equipped for revolution they'll be

  • That war has been raging for centuries

  • And this is why I will never stop saying: it was never a culture war; it was always a class war.

  • Great ending:

    I was tired of my lady
    \ We'd been together too long
    \ Like a worn out recording
    \ Of a favorite song

    So while she lay there sleepin'
    \ I read the paper in bed
    \ And in the personal columns
    \ There was this letter I read

    If you like piña coladas
    \ And gettin' caught in the rain
    \ If you're not into yoga
    \ If you have half a brain
    \ If you like makin' love at midnight
    \ In the dunes on the cape
    \ Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    \ Write to me and escape

    I didn't think about my lady
    \ I know that sounds kinda mean
    \ But me and my old lady
    \ Had fallen into the same old dull routine

    So I wrote to the paper
    \ Took out a personal ad
    \ And though I'm nobody's poet
    \ I thought it wasn't half bad

    Yes, I like piña coladas
    \ And gettin' caught in the rain
    \ I'm not much into health food
    \ I am into champagne
    \ I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    \ And cut through all this red tape
    \ At a bar called O'Malley's
    \ Where we'll plan our escape

    So I waited with high hopes
    \ And she walked in the place
    \ I knew her smile in an instant
    \ I knew the curve of her face

    It was my own lovely lady
    \ And she said, "Oh, it's you"
    \ Then we laughed for a moment
    \ And I said, "I never knew"

    "That you like piña coladas
    \ And gettin' caught in the rain
    \ And the feel of the ocean
    \ And the taste of champagne
    \ If you like making love at midnight
    \ In the dunes on the cape
    \ You're the lady I've looked for
    \ Come with me and escape"

    If you like piña coladas
    \ And gettin' caught in the rain
    \ If you're not into yoga
    \ If you have half a brain
    \ If you like making love at midnight
    \ In the dunes on the cape
    \ I'm the love that you've looked for
    \ Write to me and escape

    Yes, I like piña coladas
    \ And gettin' caught in the rain
    \ I'm not much into health food
    \ I am into champagne
    \ I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    \ And cut through all this red tape
    \ At a bar called O'Malley's

  • You'd be surprised what a disbursed guerilla force can do. Additionally, that assumes the entire army is still behind him even after he's stripped so much from veterans.

  • I agree with you, I just mean there's a lot of Americans with guns, that have and are usually prepared to shoot people on their property. Whether they get in trouble? Idk depends if they figure out how to organize in time.

    I just hope sometimes

  • Gee I wonder what Americans tend to do to trespassers.

  • Spring's got me SPRUNG

  • You're not wrong 👀

  • Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week

  • The feminist movement in the 50s/60s started with Tupperware parties because women could finally talk to one another outside their homes.

    Nothing is too small of a beginning.