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Balthazar @ Balthazar @lemmy.world
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Realizing that my cat spent months teaching me he likes head massages.

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  • Seems you're a slow learner, but thankfully you've got a patient teacher that will get you well trained.

    • Dental issues

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  • I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!

    • A couple of goof balls

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  • I got invited to one Goof Ball, but never two.

    • XXX

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    • Oklahoma parents and teachers sue to stop top education official’s classroom Bible mandate

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  • That's long before the Constitution. At the Founding, you have Congregationalists in New England, Presbyterians in New Jersey and Philly, Quakers in Pennsylvania, Catholics in Maryland, and Church of England and Methodists all throughout. Which denomination should the federal government support? None, they decided.

    • King Charles arrives in an Australia with mixed feelings about the monarchy

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  • What, in particular, do we not like about Charley?

    • Oklahoma parents and teachers sue to stop top education official’s classroom Bible mandate

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  • I think, ultimately, that denominational infighting is what's going to sink this.

    Isn't that the original idea behind the Establishment Clause? The founders weren't worried about religions, but denominations.

    • Armed Militia "hunting FEMA" causes hurricane responders to evacuate—report

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  • The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’

    • Ronald Reagan, 1986.

    Many Americans truly believe that all government is actively working against them.

    • Armed Militia "hunting FEMA" causes hurricane responders to evacuate—report

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  • This is why we can't have nice things.

    • If you got a pet for your anxiety, but the pet also has anxiety, you went from therapist to a group therapy model

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  • Crazy cat-person vs crazy-cat person.

    • Look how happy it is

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  • Nice dog, but the best part is the license plate.

    • Mayorkas warns FEMA doesn't have enough funding to last through hurricane season

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  • But, communism!

    • Benefits of swear words.

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  • I think the study demonstrates that you're cursing at your code because you're not cursing in your code.

    • Ryanair

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  • What's your EDC?

    • So handsome

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  • Another cat about to invade Poland.

    • Do you pronounce "Data" as "Day-ta" or "Dah-ta"?

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  • Yes.

    • Phonebooks

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  • And didn't you have to pay to not be listed?

    • Why is space 2 dimensional?

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  • Good to finally see the important words, "conservation of angular momentum".

    • If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

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  • If he indeed turned water into wine and made all things, why would he need to recurse as if he can't get it right the first time?

    • Las Vegas staff say MrBeast should be blacklisted, cite OSHA, setting medics for failure

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  • There's a hierarchy, but surely there's also a minimum level that a candidate should meet.