BakerBagel @ BakerBagel @midwest.social

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The benefit is that strong red patches scare off other males, small patches get you clobbered, and no one is mating with the bird that just got his shit rocked.

Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.

Animal behavior is funny

Milfs in my area are lining up to get a creampie from me

The movie started fine but went absolutely off the rails halfway through. It's certainly entertaining at least

I'm not sure who was down there, inspecting the table, but here are my little assistants

It's not pride if you give fair warning that you just actually are that good. The devil was the boastful one challenging someone and not being able to back it up

He announced this after he tried to insert himself into the Thai cave rescue and called the guy actually doing something "a pedo guy".

Also, since Elon Musk won the ensuing defamation case, you can now legally call Elon "Pedo Guy" and he can't stop you

I was made section leader for the trombones in marching band so i made everyone call me "The Mayor of Bonerville" for a semester.

Musicians have always been savages desperate for food

What else could that have possibly been other than a goatse?

That frequent washing is what leaks out the nasty chemicals from the plastic fyi. Heat and mechanical stress are the main way plastics leach

You're giving Disney way to much credit

French dudes running around tea-bagging everything they hate

How is the city supposed to know how many people are in the vehicle? A bus with 3 people takes up as much space as 3 sedans woth one person each. A bigger vehicle is just gonna have to pay a bigger fee

The Denny's in my toen closed down a couple months ago because I they stopped paying their rent.

It costs about $50 to park a car downtown all day. Drive to a commuter train station and just take the train train in to save your self $40 a day.

Where can you even put an RV in NYC, let alone downtown Manhattan?

Suburban cities like KC, Houston, Dallas, and Columbus were designed from the ground up to make driving as feasible as possible and it's still a nightmare to drive in them. I drove through the Bronx once on my way to Long Island and it was a nightmare between all the bridges, tolls, and traffic. And i didn't even try to find somewhere to park. We just took the LIRR into the city from for doing tourist stuff.

How long are their lunch breaks? I work in a small rural town and driving somewhere for lunch still eats up about a quarter of my lunch break.

Libertarians have no underlying principles other than doing whatever they want with no consequences.